Leaving (mcyt au)

Bloopers

(Munch on this content as I work on part 20 because I only have 3 words on it so far)

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Wisp:"IT WOKE UP"
Blitzel:*wakes up* "who the guy or that orphan we keep in the basement"

*somewhere else*

Techno:"Phil the voices are yelling cords again"
Phil:"its ffiinnee"
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*Dream running over to Phil's house*

The butcher gang chanting:"FRIED CHICKEN"
Phil:"Help me.."

*dream backs away and closes the door*

Dream:"time to speed run my way out of this cursed server sonic style"
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Sapnap:"FOR A KID WHO MIGHT NO-AAAAHHHHHH"

*Sapnap getting mauled by a raccoon*

Skeppy:"guys I think sapnap found tommy"
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*Tommy mining*

Tommy:"he's in your bed bu-HOLY SH*T F*CK AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

*Tommy was blown up by a creeper and responds at world spawn*

Dream:"HOLA NIÑOO"
Tommy:"AAAAHHHHHHHH"
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Dream:"are we gonna summon a demon because count me in"

*dreamon and Satan hanging out*

Dreamon:"And thats when I sai-.......I think someone is trying to summon us"
Satan:"Naaahhh continue your story"
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*Tommy and tubbo get sucked into a portal*

Dream:"WTF KARL"
Karl:"IM SORRY-I THOUGHT I CLOSED ALL THE PORALS"
Sapnap:"Its okay karl we still love you"

Tommy:"AT LEAST YOUR NOT IN THE PAST WITH EVERYONES CRINGY CHARACTERS"
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*Tommy throws P.tubbo in the net*

P.Tommy:"WTF WHY DID YOU DO THAT"
Tommy:"Hes a lawyer i don't want him coming he could sue me"
P.Tommy:"there goes my only chance of escaping......."
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Eddie:"I really need to tell them how good this happy flower stuff is f*ck being a mexorist MULLY JUICY"
Juicy:"yesh"
Eddie:"try this"

*five minutes later*

Josh:"Eddie WTF"

*mully and juicy high*

Eddie:"wasn't me"
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*Traumatized minors see reekid*

Traumatized minors chanting:"ONE OF US"

Reekid:"hot pizza rolls"
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(This sucks but atleast you guys know I haven't died yet)