Galway girl {Derry Girls}

Jesus' wain + Ms DeBrún

"It's weird looking"

"It's Jesus' Wain Ciara" Michelle said as they stood in assembly watching Sister Michael refusing to hand over the child of Prague

"Is he though? I thought he took after his mother in that department, who would Jesus be going around having a baby with Michelle?" I asked

"Oh come on you know yer one" "I don't think I do that's why I asked" "Stop Ciara you do , you know her the one from the big book" "the bible?" " that's the one and she's all like wiping Jesus' forehead and all when he's being strung up like a Christmas Tree" " Ah I do Michelle I know her!"

The conversation between Michelle and I left James looking very confused we were pulled back by the slam of a door

" I believe you've been expecting me" There stood a woman in an all leather suit and motorbike helmet in hand

"Oh wow" the girls said in awe

" Oi" James whined giving Me a shove and grabbing my hand

"Here we go"

*** DERRY GIRLS ***

"Put down your fecking hand Jenny"

Ms.De Brún was not like the regular English teacher , there was no cross around her neck and the bright red lipstick stood out like a sore thumb.

"What is it we should be doing ms?" Jenny interrupted the silence the class was sitting in watching their new teacher with her legs up on the desk

"What a great question , now let me ask you a question ... what is it you wanna do?" In all our years of being taught here never have we once been asked what we wanted.

"Get pissed" Michelle smiled confirming the exact reason why we were never asked that question.

"I'd like some feedback on the poetry assignment actually" Jenny smiled

"Oh for Christ sake"

After flicking through our poetry it was quite clear that the only thing we could come up with were dogs poems, sucking up to our teacher , boys , that Erin was very far up her own hole ( not that we didn't already know that) and that James was a 'English rose among thorns' apparently

"Hang on a second this ones actually quite clever , Different flavours of the same religion?" Ms said making 4 heads turn to the back at the class and look at Me.

"What? She may have been an utter bitch but Katya had a point" I huffed

" it's not often in life you get to tear up the page and start over .. but I am gonna give you that chance' She said literally ripping up Erins page

'Except for you Ms different flavours , I liked that , I like you , keep it up, A" Ms dBrun said pointing right at me with a fierce look in her eyes.

"Thank Christ"

***
"Michelle I can assure you Bide is a word" I huffed as she asked for the fifth time

"What do you know you're too busy rubbing tongues with James in the fucking corner" Michelle snapped

"Helps him work better" I shrugged. " Ye are fucked for eating all the Christmas stash I hope you know, maybe you can channel the pain from your arse to your poetry once Mary is finished with you Erin" I laughed