Galway girl {Derry Girls}

A thief in the night

I hadn't been home long before the door bell was ringing again.

"I'll get it" jumping up trying to avoid listening to Uncle Colm's story

I opened the door and saw it was Michelle , Clare and James.

"I'm not buying what you're selling lads" I said

" you will never believe what she's done this time" Clare spat out

"Erin , Grab a bag of chips and yer jacket , Michelle's fucked up again" I yelled walking out to the three followed by Erin

"Erin you'll never believ- Did She Knick the notice boared from the chip shop Clare?" I Interrupted Clare

DERRY GIRLS

"I was like a thief in the night" Michelle said explaining the robbery

"You weren't like a thief in the night , you WERE a thief in the night" Clare shouted

"Can I just ask , why you stole the notice board" I asked putting my hands inside the sleeves of my sweater for warmth

"So we get first dibs on all the jobs" Michelle said as If it was the most obvious thing in the world

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just , remove all the notices , their only blue tacked on" James said

"Yeah Michelle , I feel as though knock off David Beckham could have a point" I said nodding at James

"Hey!" James pouted looking at me

"I'm only kidding" I said shoving one of my hand into his coat pocket to hold his hand , but to also keep my own hand warm

"Fuck off dick weed" Michelle spat at James as she realized just how right he was

"Look the more I talk about it and start to sober up the less sure I am really" Michelle said with a sight slur

"You're drunk" Clare yelled

"Look were not like Jenny Joyce , nobody is just gonna hand us things. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't have things."

"Come on Clare I know how much you've dreamed of seeing the ateri- what ever the fuck it's called.

"James , maybe you and Ciara can start speaking French to each other , I'm talking about French kissing" Michelle said sticking her head in between the two , her breath stinking of vodka

"Orla you really really buzz off those Reno Cleo ads"

"And you , well you're just riding Charlene kavanagh" She said to Erin

"I'm not riding her I just think I should move on friendship wise" Erin said

"We can't give up on Paris , let's do this girls let's just make it happen" Michelle preached

"God Michelle I've never seen you so fired up" I said laughing

"I will fuck a French lad Erin , as will you Ciara if you ever get your head out of the fuckin gutter and move away from James"she said making me look up at James and laugh

***

Our adventure to find jobs ended as quickly as it started.

After just assigning jobs to each person Finnoula caught us and brought us straight back to auntie Mary.

Finnoula threatened to ban us unless we have her something in return.