"Hi guys" we here a peppy voice say to us as Jenny stops us from walking any further. " could I have a quick chat?"
"No chat with you will ever be quick enough for my liking Jenny" I snapped
"Oh Ciara so glad you'll be joining us again this year" She smiling letting the insult go over her head
"You must be new , I'm Jenny , great hair. Very bold. I'd love to go that short but sure , I don't have the bone structure" Jenny said introducing herself to James
"He's a fella , Jenny" Michelle told her
"Oh I see , Anyhooo" Jenny said annoyingly
"Anyhooo seriously shoot me in the face" Michelle mocked making me laugh
"Now this is a bit awkward but party of my role as prefect is welcoming the first year students and it's come to my attention that there was some sort of incident on the bus this morning" Jenny said looking particularly at me and Michelle
"There was no incident" Michelle interrupted
"Apparently , you guys threatened one of the new girls"
"Well yeah we said it but like , in a jokey way like we're gonna best you up as a joke" Michelle tried to explain
"Yeah but you but you see that's not actually funny , like at all" Jenny said lecturing us
"I beg to differ Jenny I had a fucking chuckle at it , now is there something you actually wanted" I said glaring at her
" Yanno id just hate to report you guys" I rolled my eyes at this knowing that Jenny would love nothing more than to report us " I'll just have to mull it over"
"Actually Jenny mull this over" Michelle said shoving her middle finger in her face
"Jesus Michelle" Erin whined walking away , Clare and Michelle following leaving James looking around scared
"Come on fancy pants you're in for a entertaining first day" Smiling at James trying to put him at ease
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We were now Sitting in assembly watching Jenny out on a skit which was meant to appeal to all the first years , it was a load of shite if you ask me.
"Thank you girls" Sister Michael said getting ready to speak
"Oh speaking of pupils that need to watch their back , I'd like to introduce James Maguire , James will be the first ever boy to study here , there was serious concerns for his safety with joining the all boys school because , well , unfortunately James happens to be English" Sister Michael explained to the hall full of girls making them all laugh and look in our direction
"But let me make one thing clear , I will not have a repeat of the mr Mullen affair" She Warned
"What was the mr Mullen affair" James bent down and asked me
"Student teacher , girls cable tied him to a pole and tried to have their way with him" I laughed
"Yeah but , he was really good looking you've nothing to worry about" Michelle interrupted
"I don't know Michelle , I think our James has something going for him , looks for enough in that blazer" I said looking James up and down smirking and then back to Michelle
" Ciara , I say this cause I love you , get your fucking head out of the gutter , you're spending too much time in Galway those fumes are getting to your head" Michelle scoffed
***
Please Michelle" Erin begged"No I've no interest in David Donnelly's spazmo band" Michelle said
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Galway girl {Derry Girls}
FanficI've traveled around , I've been all over this world , boys I ain't never seen nothin like a Galway girl *based on channel 4's Derry girls*