(request Open! :D) poly slogojelycrainer oneshots(1 probably :^)

Let's kill that Son of a... Pt. 1

Work place/mafia AU

⚠️WARNING ⚠️
⚠️ talk of pedophiles(not in this chapter) , plan of murder, swear words⚠️

Jordi, also know as Kwebbelkop is a famous dickhead. famous for the probucts sent off all around the world, but a dickhead to the workers that are working here.
I stayed for 5 YEARS Just because he pays you 9k per year (still acts like a dick to me tho) , like 60% of people that came stayed for 1 - 2 years for the money and quit, not me tho. I stay because I want to see this company fall to his death.

I'm the only one so stayed enough time to know everything about this dickhead AKA Jordi.

Well, the first one at least, the second one who stayed the most is jelly or jelle, but it sounds the same so doesn't matter. I always go into places that I'm not aloud to, but who cares? Jordi said that I can do what the shit I want to just keep a secret. Ohohoh how much I hate his guts for the disgusting shit that he does, He's lucky that I get paid more and work more less then before to just keep his disgusting and dirty ass shit secret.

The times that I saw jelly he gave death glares to Kwebbelkop, and it was 90% of the time so the first month of watching him I knew that he wanted,him,dead. And so did I.

So I went more around jellys place, he had to guard the property and keep people out of the ilegal places. But I always went NEXT to the places, and rounded them.

Well... Until jelly had enough of my bullshit apparently.

I was next to one of them again, circling the spot again, jelly having an eye on me at all times, he went to me, pinned to the wall on the 'house' with an underground(jordi told me what was going in them but not what was inside).

Speam going out of his mouth and ears. Face red as lava, ready to explode. And with my calm an bored look, that made him took off.
"WHAT IS YOUR DAMN BUSINESS WITH THERE SPOTS!? THEY ARE FUCKING ILEAGAL. YOU'RE SO LUCKY THAT YOUR FRIENDS WITH T-THAT ASSHOLE OF A BOSS!"
He has his finger to my nose level, and with my other hand, I slowly pushed the finger before humming "hm... So I was right about your hatred." all the way through he had a shocked face.

"W-What do you MEAN?!?" sweat running down his now scared face, looking like a mess already I try to comfort him with a idea.

One that will satisfy both of out dreams.

"hey.. How about this-" with my middle and index fingers, I raise his head and make eye contact. "how about we make a deal, we dirty our hands by..." I look to the side in like a thinking way. "killing him?" I raise my eyebrows in a suggestion 'ehh mayde?' way.

His jaw was on the floor, it was an undestandent, to hear the, you can even call, best friend of the boss suggesting to murder him in such a normal - like way.

I continue "I know the death glares you give to him, like I can read your minds in those times. And.."

With I smirk and eyes contact again, jaw back to their original spot. I continue "it says to kill him, murder that bitch. doesn't it, jelly?"

He chuckles "got all figured out Mr. Slogoman." with a smerky smile he continues "you know I got really surprised when you suggested that idea. But not gonna lie-"

Turns his back to me, arms spread out " I thought that it was a dream in that moment! " he laughs in a phycho way.

"I would love to kill him!" he yells in an exictted way but we are lucky its only us.

I chuckled,

"Well let's kill that Son of a bitch, shall we?"

______________________________________

OOF THAT WAS A LOT TO TYPE NGL.

But I still want to continue this, in mayde 3 parts?

Also there no reason really on why I made jordi the bad guy.

Also sorry for letting this book die for a short(long) period of time but I'm back!
And will post a chapter of the prompt that I made so look forward to that :)

Ig lol