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Let's kill that Son of a... Pt. 3

⚠️WARNING ⚠️
⚠️ talk of pedophiles( part. 2), plan of murder, swear words,alcohol ⚠️

(in part. 2)

It's been a month since I told jelly the plan. And the new guy - crainer - has arrived.
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Its been a few days since then and we talked about how we are going to split the money and the lies that need to be told. If we are Lucky, we dont even need to say anything. No one cares enough about him anyways.

"So then are we getting the paycheck?" Crainer asked with a eyebrow slightly raised. "Next month".

It was currently November 13th,with negative degrees outside. Josh was boiling water for 3 cups of hot tea. Jelly was watching the news or whatever on the tv. And i was drinking lipton and on my phone.

"So,you guys will struck at midnight, steal shit, and then kill him." He questioned once again. "Correctos." Jelly answered with a lazy smirk. "WOW. It not like we've said the plan god knows how long!" Josh said with sarcasm-surprise. Both bust out laughing,with Josh giggling behind them.

Once the paycheck arrived, the day will come Tommorow night, the day we take the life of that bastard.

***

Me and Jelly started to sneak our way into his house,black ski masks on both of our faces and no way of recognizing us.

We're packed full with items to do this mission, lock picks,cloth with Rohypnol on it, and other stuff. We're ready and the moon shinning bright in the beautiful night sky being our only witness to see this.
I sign to jelly to lock pick the  locked door,after he did we entered quickly but quietly, his house security was shit,no cameras anywhere on the front porch or inside and it smells bad, like a unexplainable smell.

I start to move first inside,jelly moving behind me i check in the living room first, and lo and behold there he was, one foot in the room was enough to smell the intoxicating smell of alcohol flowing around the room, I cringed my nose at the smell Jelly gave me a look of disgust while pointing at Jordi,I nodded. I started to tip-toe towards the couch picking up a pillow with my gloved hands that was on the ground, walking closer and closer until I cover his face completely with it and holding it hard against his mouth and nose.

Keeping it there until he starteled out of sleep and tried to move away but I keep it there, quickly jelly came by my side to help holding him down,after 20 minutes of holding him down he stopped moving but I keeped it on for 10 more minutes just in case. Then we stole some valuable stuff from the house and left.

We arrived at my house, opening the door and finding crainer on the couch, scrolling though his phone, he shortly noticed us and got up speed-walking to us and giving us a big hug. "You did it!" He said happily with only happiness on his face "we did!" Jelly said excitedly  back, hugging a part of crainer, "we really did,all three of us" i said with a shy smile on my face hugging also back.

***

Its been 2 months since Kwebbelkop's death, As we thought no one cared to look for the murders, everyone thought he died in his sleep i guess. Me, jelly and josh became closer and even partners in crime!
If only they knew how much of a crush i have on both,only realized it last month.But i still fallen hard for both of them.

Last week we all moved in josh's house since it was the largest one out of all our houses,and its been really nice. Today was like any ordinary day, a nice relaxing Saturday morning, I made coffee and breakfast for all of us, im almost always the first one up,if im not then is josh, -or jelly if he pulled a all-nighter-,making the breakfast and coffee, speaking of josh, he walks into the kitchen with a lazy walk and tired eyes I gave him a good morning and he gave me mumbles in response. He lowered his head onto my shoulder  looking at the sizzling oil on the pan with some eggs and bacon.

He slowly putted his hands on my waist,holding me in place.I started to blush slightly, but still looking at the pan on the stove then he whisper something in my ear "Crainer,do you like me an' jelly? cus' we both love yu' ".

Oh. My. God. I cant believe this, this is a dream right? These no way my crushes of 1 - mayde even more???- months actually love me.this is gotta be a joke. "What?" I whisper back,not believing this "you're joking,you gotta be right?" I follow quickly "nope" he said popping the 'p' sound "we both loved you since you came to the company, either knew untill we started to talk while going to Kwebbel's place" and he added quickly "so,you do like us back? If you dont,dont wor-" "Yes you idiots! Ofc I love you guys!" I say in a above whisper-yell voice, blush making me almost look like a tomato, he had a wide-eye expression before changing in a look of happiness, excitement and love in his chocolate eyes.

I turn the stove off before turing to face josh and lock eye contact, it fells like minutes but it just seconds before he gets closer and closer until our lips touch,hes a good kisser and his lips are very soft, plumb, and perfectly colored to match everything on his perfect face,his mouth has a taste of mint from the toothpaste he used.after a minute, we parted away both panting slighty from lack of oxigen while still starting at each other. "Wow." "yeah."

After 5 billion years,im back :)
I was honestly considering if i should move to AO3 since thats where i was for this time being, and i will stay on it and on here.I will tell you if i will officially move or whatever- anyways- have a good day/night/afternoon/whatever :D