94-apple juice

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by cancerwall_

Jessy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Dan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Jessy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Jake: Actually I did the math, Dan would have $225, not $0.15.

Dan: Fam I’m right here....

Richy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Jessy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Richy: Sorry I only have a dollar

Jessy: :(

Jake: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Dan would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Thomas: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Jake: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Cleo: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Jake: Apply juice to what

M/C: Directly to the forehead

Dan: Great chat everyone