it feels so good to be back. since i'm not too caught up on everything yet, besides the beautiful person from last chap that informed me *muah muah* my heart goes out to them, i won't be talking about the dsmp besides the things i know.
it'll just be the people personal lives (?) i don't know how to phrase that right, sorry.
warnings: cussing of course :) (you're also an american woman in this, sorry <3)
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*y/n's pov*
"tommy, i'm 99% sure you're adopted." wilbur laughed into his mic.
"i'm not adopted!" tommy yelled back.
"i bet you 10 dollars, if you asked your mom right now if you're adopted, she'll say yes." i said.
"you're on." he said without hesitating.
i leaned forward into my desk and clicked on tommy's stream and waited for him to ask his mom. tommy's chair squeaked a little as he leaned backwards towards his door.
"mom!?" he yelled.
"yeah!" motherinnit yelled back.
"am i adopted?"
"yeah!"
"oh.." he sighed, slowly turning around in his chair.
wilbur and i died laughing. i freakin' love tommy's mother!
"i told you! now, send me my 10 bucks." i smirked.
"YOU AMERICAN WOMAN! I FUCKIN HATE YOU! YOURE NOTHING BUT A GOLD DIGGER!" tommy yelled angrily into his mic.
i laughed knowing he didn't mean any of that, "if i'm a gold digger then, you must be desperate, correct?"
"i- i-"
"exactly, shut up bitch boy and send me my money." i laughed.
tommy huffed and clicked around on his computer until my phone pinged.
"oo! my money!"
wilbur just sat back in silence, or some what silence. he was dying the whole time.
"well thank you tommy. you're so nice. imagine being as nice as tommy. ladies, gentlemen, and our non-binary cuties, get yourself and guy like tommy here. he's sweet and somewhat... smart i guess... i'm not sure if smart is the correct word to describe tommy but we'll go with it." i winked into my cam, "only if you're interested though. i know tommy is a hand full so i would rethink everything i just said to make sure."
"hey!" tommy yelled, "i'm not that bad!"
"exactly tommy, you're not THAT bad." wilbur commented.
chat was going wild. tommy kept huffing and trying to defend himself but it was no use. he knows what we're talking about.
"tommy, it's okay to not be okay. just remember, you're adopted!" i laughed and left the call.
as i left, i heard "hey!" from tommy but it cut off. fuckin' dumbass.
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how was this? not too bad hopefully. it was shorter than normally but the next ones will be longer i promise. anyways, i hope you all have an amazing summer break! i know i'll be relaxing for sure <3
