Hey!! Happy pride month you stinkies! The fact im just starting to get around to this chapter is kinda sad 😍 Anyways,, without further ado, enjoy! ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Albert woke up to the smell of bacon and eggs, a classic. He opened his eyes slowly and raised from his blanket burrito. "ngh.., huh?" He stretched and looked around for Kirsten, but she was no where to be found. "Okay then" Albert thought to himself.
He then turned the other way trying to crack his back and free himself from discomfort only to find Kirsten right in front of him. "AaaaAAAA-" Kirsten covers his mouth. "shhhh, people are still sleeping, its 7 in the morning jack ass."
"it is,,?" "mhm.. i woke up early so i thought i'd make myself breakfast, want some?" "please?"
Kirsten nodded her head and smiled, and returned to cooking. Albert looked around the room one more time, and then decided to check his phone notifications.
around half an hour passed and Albert had been starving. "is it ready yettttt?" "quit whining baby, its almost done" "but its been a half an hou-" Albert paused to process what she had just said. "did you just-...did you just call me baby?"
"oh my god-" Kirsten let out a heavy sigh. "Get your head out of the gutters, i meant it as a complaining infant you wet sock"
"thats a new insult!" "would you be quiet??" "okay-"
Albert went back to scrolling twitter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is really good, Kirsten." "thank you."
Albert took a long hard look at Kirsten. "its rude to stare, didn't your mother teach you that?" Kirsten responded to his glance while looking at her phone. "someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.". Albert laughed with food still in his mouth. "sorry, i thought it was funny." There was a long, awkward silence that filled the air. "so um.. whats got you down in the dumps, Kirst?" "Kirst. Really?"
"Just answer the question numb nuts" Kirsten powered off her phone.
"gee i dunno, maybe its because you asked me if youd ever carry me bridal style in a white dress while i was half asleep?"
"i'm sorry? It was just a harmless question"
"you know i don't want to get married, Albert. I can't stand the thought of it sometimes." (i know that she doesn't hate hate marriage but in this story she does :') )
Albert had forgotten about how much she disliked marriage. He mentally face palmed himself as he recalled her telling him that when they first started dating.
"Kirsten, honest to got it was an accident, i had completely forgotten-" "mhm." Albert hesitated. "Look, in my defense it's been awhile since we lasted talked about this kind of thing so obviously i'm not gonna make the effort to remember it!"
"and why is that? I thought you cared about peoples opinions?" \ "i do its just-" Kirsten cut him off "No excuses Albert. The door is over there." She pointed to her front door. Everything was going wrong for Albert. He had wished that he knew how to word things properly so he didn't sound like an asshole.
"i'll go pack my things then. Just please remember that i'm terrible at forming the correct sentences and what i truly meant was that I thought we'd never talk again so i didn't feel like i had to remember. I apologize for the misunderstanding."
Kirsten nodded while looking at him blankly. Albert looked at his dirty plate. "At least let me clean my dishes, yeah?"
Kirsten was silent for a second. "yeah okay." She retrieved to her room and didn't come out for the rest of the time Albert was there. He picked up the living room, washed all of the dishes and ran the dishwasher, and he folded the blankets and stashed them away from the night before.
He then packed his things and left a note for Kirsten on her coffee table. He then looked at the house one more time and then shut the front door softly. As he went to his car and thought about his morning. "At one moment shes happy and the next shes kicking me out, over a silly mistake too." Albert thought to himself. "dammit Albert, you always gotta mess it up somehow." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ time skip to 9:00 p.m ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Albert woke up groggily to the sound of his notifications. He looked at the notifications seeing that they're all from Kaden.
you: I'm awake now what
Kaden: Dude check Kirstens insta page goddamn it
you: jeez okay
Albert opened instagram to and went to Kirstens page to see that theres a picture of him sleeping on Kirstens couch with her making a funny face in front. It was captioned: I know we have small arguments but i still love you ❤️ please come back~"
Albert smiled as Kaden notified him.
Kaden: you wanna explain why you were at Kirstens? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yes thats the end of this chapt shhhhhhh
we stan cliff hangers 😍/j sorry for being dead LOL i have been so busy with me moving from my dads to my moms, school, pride, yada yada yada.. but im back! I hope you guys enjoy this chapterrrrr :> ima sleep now LOL
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