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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Albert tucked in his tee shirt, pulling his red hoodie over it. It was the nicest thing he had that was comfortable. The thought of wearing a suit gave Albert shivers. He then took one last look in the mirror, and walked off. He walked down his hallway, down the stairs, through the living room, and into the kitchen where he found all of the goodies. Hmmm, what to eat..... Albert thought to himself. He then decided on a bowl if cereal and sat down. Ding! "Huh-?" Albert saw a notification on his phone from instagram. From Kirsten.
He immediately opened up his phone and entered the app.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Killsten: hey you up?
Nah man i'm still sleepin, wbu? :You
Killsten: chilling with satan
Sounds legit :You
Killsten: ikr
Killsten: ahem
Killsten: a n y w a y s
Killsten: wyd?
Eating yummy cereal ;) :You
Killsten: >:0 cheating on me already?!
I didn't know we were dating 😳 :You
Killsten: we aren't, but imagine✨
Alr you have fun with that, i'll be over here caressing my cereal bowl :You
Killsten: what would it take for me to be that bowl
Being made of ceramic...round.....dishwasher friendly....can hold hot and cold items :You
Killsten: i've held hot items before!
Like what? :You
Killsten: you
Killsten 😳👉👈
😳👉👈 :You
Killsten: alr well ima go eat so uhm, see you at 5:00 👀
Killsten: bye crazy roblox man
Bye ceramic bowl lady🏃👋 :You
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Kirsten shut off her phone and hopped in the shower. As she was in the shower, she began thinking about the the conversation she and Albert had. "I've held hot items before!" "Like what?" "You" he seemed to not have minded...or did he? He's so sensitive yet hard to read, like a book with the letters being backwards and upside down, but an appetizing cover. Kirstens memories started flooding in her head again. Even when she didn't want to think of him, she couldn't get him out of her head. He was forever engraved into her head. You gotta stop thinking about him, he's probably swooning over some curvy girl right now. No time to stop for him, just keep moving. You aren't pretty enough, he only accepted you because he felt bad for you. He'll never actually love you. Kirsten got out of the shower. Your body isn't the type he wants. You don't belong here. You're too fat, loose some weight why don't you? She dried herself off. It wasn't meant to be. He cares about his video games more than you, isn't that sad? Stop being happy for once and look at reality. Kirsten slipped into her clothes, and brushed her hair. Your life isn't some cheesy romance movie, there is no happy ending. Kirsten looked at herself in the mirror, many negative thoughts swarmed her head. She kept on staring, like some demon was staring back at her. She noticed all her hair strands in her face, looked at her teeth like they weren't white enough, she then checked her makeup, looking at every flaw there was. Ding! Kirsten was broken out if her trance by her phone.(thankfully) she looked at her lock screen, hoping it was a message from Albert, but instead it was a notification for her icloud storage. Kirsten sighed and put her phone away. (Dang i felt that one) She skeddadled to her kitchen and ate some toast with orange juice. After awhile of watching t.v and feeling terrible, she passed out on the couch.
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Albert turned off his computer and sent off the freshly recorded footage to Paige (if you don't know who that is, thats one of Alberts editors) Albert heard a loud bark from under his desk. "Rocky i'm sorry but daddy's gotta get up-" Rocky did not approve of that. "Awh bud, don't give me that look! We can snuggle later i promise!" Rocky got up and grumped all the way to his dog bed in the corner of the room. Albert let out a soft giggle and looked at the time. "Oh ok it's only 4:55 ......................4:55?!?!?" Albert got up from his chair in a panic and shot a text at Kirsten, throwing his shoes on and bursting out the door. The text read "ahh!! Wasn't paying attention to the time ahaha i'll be there shortly!"
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So uh.....its 1:49 am and i have school 🌝✨
Gn humansss
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-ChxckenStrxps
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