I gradded Bryson by his wrist and brought him in the kitchen.
"Fuck wrong wit'chu!?" I said dropping his wrist.
"Fuck wrong wit me? Boy fuck you! You got me out here looking like a dumbass, I'm so fuckin insecure, every fuckin time I turn around and just see you STARING at somebody I feel like I'm being cheated on. How the fuck does that work Tay? You all cuddled up to this nigga in the theatre, everytime I turned around you staring at him and shit, Tay I cant do this shit no more." I cocked my shoulder back...
"Fuck you mean you cant do this no more, what is "this" I was starring at his ass cause every second he was jumping and I thought the shit was funny, you got sum shit you wanna say Bryson??" Its every fuckin day with this dude bruh, I cant fuckin win. I already am tying myself down, now he wanna be insecure about every fuckin thing, I'm givin us a chance and he keep doubting me shit gets boring after a while and when I get bored I do shit that excite me.
"No I'm fuckin saying that you needa get your shit together, start taking this serious. How would you feel if you seen me with another nigga that I used to fuck? How would you feel if he was all hugged up on me and I was just letting him?"
I smacked my lips, mu'fuckas not finna sit here and play these fuckin games wit his ass for real. So I turned around and grabbed my jacket, I'm tired of this shit.
"So you just gone fuckin leave right?"
"Yeah and dont fuckin call me later, deadass."
He followed me outside, pushin me.
"Fuck you nigga, you think imma sit here and do this shit wit'chu forever?!!? Dont try to play me Taymor, all I've been is loyal!" He walked away towards his car after he realized I wasnt finna play with him.
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I turned to my luh thang.
"That could never be us."
He looked at me straight faced."You a real fuckin comedian you know that?" He just blankly stared at me.
"And he messy as hell." Kentrel ole dint in the wall face ass said.
"Kentrel you worry about dem." I rolled my eyes.
"Dem what?" Kentrel said sitting up ready to listen, for once in his life his fat headed ass listening.
"Dem nuts Dominique tryna put in your ass-" He hut me in the back of his head, this broad really hit me.
"Damn!" Lil J and Dominique laughed hard.
"Fuck you, fuck Johnathan and damn sure fuck Dominique, he not fuckin shit." Dominique straight faced him.
"Oop, yall go handle that shit so I ca talk to my baby mama."
They walked away while Johnathan just mean mugged me.
"Sooo, on a scale of 1 to 10...how good was that pipe the other day?"
"It was ight why?" He back to square fuckin one, brruuh giving me these straight ass looks and shit.
"Cause we had a deal, if you liked it we could go on a luh date."
"Damn nigga, it was good, fuck you want me to say, Ian did no shit like that before, I cant just respond like a fuckin twink or sum shit."
"You was when my dick had you in that trance, literally." I couldn't even smiled about the shit, I literally had him in a trance.
"Emphasis on trance, I wasnt thinkin straight-"
"Yeah cause this dick made you wanna submit, gimme my damn props, stop playing lemme take you out." I slapped my knee and made a serious face, shit I'm lowkey mad he know he was crippled, he could barely sit down.
"Where would we even go my nigga." He squinted his eyes at me.
"So im your nigga now?" I smirked.
"If you'ion hurry up we'ian going on shit."
"Ight damn, I'mma take you to the skating rink, then we ca go to a luh food spot, you know whatever we feelin like, then we ca watch the sun set as I fuck you hard for the fifth time that day."
"Wooh you so funny." He got up to leave and I smacked his ass.
"Wasnt laughin."
He'ian even say shit, he just looked back rolled his eyes and walked away. I know it must be hard for him, not having me to fuck'em and allat. Imagine being him. He MUST be suffering, seeing me all day everyday and not being able to jump my bones, sigh poe baby..
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"Taurus bro watch out." He tried to close his door but I got in, for him yo be yhe oldest he a short mu'fucka, but his mama was short too so.
"Just come here damn."
"No im not tryna fuck right now for real I got a headache." I just stared at him like he was dumb.
"Ian say shit about fuckin come lay in this bed and cuddle me nigga."
"Cuddle??" He stared at me like I was lyin.
"Yes cuddle now come on causr im tired." I lifted the cover and he pulled his pants off.
"I dont sleep with pants in my bed take them hoes off, matter a fact here put this shirt on you been outside anf ion like outside clothes un my bed."
He threw it at me and we both got ready to lay in the bed.
"Im big spoon." I said lifting the covers again.
He rolled his eyes and got in bed.
"If you'ion scoot that ass closer, its supposed to be ass to crotch, lets go."
"Booy shut uup!" He scooted back and laid there.
"I know you want mee." I whispered in his ear and he laughed and lean up to look back at me.
"Imma kick you out my room, stop playin na." He smiled and laid back down.
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