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Eternal sleep // Heisenberg x reader (RESI 8) [ON HOLD]

Fanfic

I thought he'd keep me safe... I thought he'd always be there to protect me... He'd guarded me from my nightmares and terrors- until I was stranded with them. /// I just kinda needed more Heisenberg fanfics so I decided to write one lmao

#angie #dimitrescu #heisenberg #karl #karlheisenberg #ladydimitrescu #moreau #mothermiranda #residentevil #residentevil8 #residentevilvillage #resivillage #village

Look at those honker badonkers!

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by felixhehe

by felixhehe

                                    
                                              A gloriously large woman.
Approximately about 9 foot something, big ass hat, long ass dress and...
                          ✨HONKER BADONKERS✨
                          The big boobla lady stepped towards me and inspected me for a moment- she smelled like old blood and just faintly of talcum powder and stale perfume. She gazed upon me from her splendid height and scrutinised me as if I were cattle being sold to a farmer. No ma'am I ain't got no ticks or fleas or disease, I'm all 100% good beef! 
                          She then seized me by the wrist and- without my consent- bit me and started to suck the blood from my veins. Which- don't get me wrong she is very gorgeous but I was just a tad uncomfortable! I mean I don't know what infections I could get from her teeth being all up in my blood! I can't even ask her because that's just straight up rude! You can't ask a lady what infectious, contagious diseases she has!
However, I did get a class A view of the tibbies though so that's a plus...
                          The big booba lady then let go of me and stood up to her full height. Damn, she's huge. She then turned her delicious boobie-I mean her face, she turned her face- I mean to face. She then turned to face the other women in the room (the pretty ladies who sickled me) and ordered them to "take me to the living quarters". Living quarters? Is this some sort of bed and breakfast gimmick? Because it's working...
                          Wow... a B&B full of big boobied ladies...
HUBBA HUBBA 😳
                          (Authors note; IM BACK!)