A love square issue between Trump, Biden, Obama and Macron.
Trump: ex president of us idk
Biden: current president ?
Obama: ex ex president i guess
Macron: french president lol
I woke up in a dark room. The only thing I remember is me passing out at Bidens house. Im confused lol. I felt something liquidy oof. I leaked my period blood on the floor god darn it!!! Am i kidnapped??? Welppp HHHEHHEHHEHE
Macron POV Biden and Trump have been making out for 2 days now and tied me up to a chair to watch. They didn't even notice someone coming in and taking Obama's unconscious body.
Macron: lmao... CAN Y'ALL STOP
Biden: mwaaa trumpie😘
Trump: ilysm😘😘mwa
*kiss noise*
Macron: UGHHH SLUTS
Biden and Trump: STFU
Macron: SOMEONE TOOK OBAMA
Biden: WHAT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO
Macron: I DID LIKE 278283 TIMES
Trump: who cares lolol
Macron: untie me rn
Biden: ughh fine loser
Biden untied me and we all went out to look for trump. We got in Bidens Barbie van and drove around town.
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Is Obama safe? Idrc but its for the drama.
Trump: do we have to look for him??
Biden: yes
Trumo: but he's african!
Biden slapped trump across the face and he started crying into my shoulders..welp.
3 HOURS LATER
we found Obama somehow in someones house. He was on the floor covered in blood. We were crying....it was so sad...HOW COULD HE JUST DIE!! LEAVING US???HIS FRIENDS!!!! We have been crying for 30 mins.
Biden: i cant believe this!!! His blood all over the place!! Before we bury him..i wanna taste his blood .. he loved me so its the least i could do...
Trump: tf?
Macron: go ahead
Biden bent down and licked the blood from the floor. Obama opened his eyes and looked at Biden.
Obama: TF MATE
Biden: UR ALIVEE
we all gasped
Obama: YES IM ALIVE!!
Biden: but the blood..
Obama: THATS MY PERIOD BLOOD LMFAOO MORON
Biden: WHAAATTTTT *pukes*
Trump: AHHAHAHAH
Macron: But the guy that brought u here was wearing a mask and i couldn't tell who it was...who was it??
Obama: Daddy pig. He wanted to have a tea party, apparently.
Trump: oh
Daddy pig: did i hear my name?
Biden: yes *coughs*
Trump: Hello daddy pig. Whats your name?
Daddy pig: daddy pig XD
Trump: We get it ur a father and a dad and a daddy. But whats ur name NAME yk??
