After telling Kokichi what happened with Rantaro and Kaede, I went to my next class. I wasn't too thrilled about it, but fucking around with these Heathers wannabes has completely ruined my attendance. I'm really not trying to get expelled...again. While jamming out to the Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc soundtrack, I accidentally bumped into someone. A short girl with really long brown hair. If looks could kill then I'd be alive and well because damn, this girl was the least intimidating person I've seen yet. I mumbled a half-assed "sorry", and began to start walking again but was promptly yanked back.
"Watch where your going, jackass!" She yelled, yanking me by my tie like it was a dog leash. After getting a good look at the girl I quickly realized how unthreatening she looked. She had a lot of guts for someone so pathetically short. I couldn't help but giggle at the idea of being threatened by an angry goblin. I guess she must have saw me giggling because she got pissed.
All I remember was seeing her seething face, and then being thrown back into the lockers behind me. After that everything went dark.
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When I woke up I was in a super bright room, so much light you'd think you died and went to heaven. Not like the i'd know what that feels like though. I'm positive that I'll be going to hell if I die, luckily that day is not today. After my eyes adjusted to the light I noticed that I was in a nurses office. Note to self; watch out for the shorties. Goblins can pack a punch.
I closed my eyes, trying to ease the pounding in my head. Damn, couldn't they at least given me some Tylenol? Then again, these are the same people who think ice'll heal a broken limb. I laid in the bed and after a few minutes I heard a the sound of a door open.
Please don't be Kaede, please don't be Kaede, please don't be Kaede-
I opened my eyes and was pleasantly surprised to find Kaede standing in the doorway. She had a pleased smile on her face which was slightly unnerving considering the situation I'm in.
"Well, well, well. Look what we have here." Kaede sang, walking over to me and taking a seat on the bed. "Seems like Shu got into his first fight today.~" Fight? It was more like a one sided beat down. "It wasn't a fight. I bumped into a random girl and she got super mad. Then she... slammed my head into a locker." I explained, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Ah, looks like you met Maki." She said, sounding way too enthusiastic. "Who's that?" I asked. "Maki Harukawa. Brown hair, red eyes, super short?" She explained. "Don't be fooled by her tiny stature. That girls a beast. One time she kicked Kaito in the nuts because he looked at her wrong."
"A true legend." Kaede added, smiling as if she was awestruck.
I rubbed my the back of my head where I had hit it. "Would've been nice if you told me that while you were doing the lunch table initiation thing." I said sassily. "Would've saved me a lot of trouble."
Kaede laughed, which pissed me off. "Doesn't matter now. You fucked around and found out!~" She cackled, clearly finding entertainment in the situation. After a while Kaede finally managed to console herself. She laid down beside me, but the bed was so small that she was practically on top of me. I wiggled around and tried to make some distance between us,but next thing I knew she was on my lap, straddling me. W-what the fuck is happening right now? My head hurts too much for this right now.
"K-Kaede-! What are you do-" I said frantically but was interrupted by Kaede wrapping her arms around my neck, hugging me. Kaede was hugging me. Kaede, the most ridiculously emotionally unavailable girl I've ever met was practically sitting on my lap and hugging me..? I'm pretty sure I looked like a very pathetic strawberry with how red I was.
"Shu. I haven't know you for long but I know you enough to know that you wouldn't start shit on purpose. You're the most pacifist motherfucker I know." She said. Clearly she doesn't know me well then. "I'll make sure that Maki pays for hurting you. Only I'm allowed to do that." Wow, so comforting. I gave her a very confused look. Why was she acting so protective now? Just a few minutes ago she found the situation hilarious. Comical even.
Kaede pulled back for a second and smiled at me, which caused me to physically recoil. "Shu, you're such a virgin. You didn't even hug me back. Loser." She insulted, but it was hard to feel offended when she pouted at me like that. I have to admit, for a stereotypical mean girl, Kaede is quite cute. She has such adorable light violet eyes, and softest heart shaped lips, and her hair is so long- HOLD UP.
What the hell am I thinking?! This is Kaede Akamatsu we're taking about. The girl who's been ruining my life for the past week. The girl who bullies other students. The girl who made terrible remarks about Rantaro's sisters. I shouldn't be thinking about someone like her in such a nice way! I stared into Kaede's eyes, getting positively lost in the beautiful purple color. But then again...It's also Kaede who let me sit with her at lunch even though she didn't know me. Kaede who walked to school with me. Kaede who visits me while I'm in the nurses office. Kaede who's comfortably sitting on top of my-
NO!
Stop it, Shuichi! Stop it now! You can't fall for for the frenemy! She only did all of those things because I'm good looking and it'd make her look better to have more attractive people in her group. But that means that Kaede thinks I'm good-looking...For fucks sake! What is wrong with me today?! Maybe I hit my head much harder than I thought. I'm sure rewatching the Danganronpa 3 anime will clear my head up. Remember, goals before hoes, Shuichi.
Kaede protecting her weak, meek, slightly psychotic boyfriend.
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