Hawaiiancharm x Lunch Lady (shitpost fanfic)

Finding Broana

The three friends slowly made their way through the halls, trying to avoid the Lunch Lady just a few lockers away. Joker pulled out a key from his pockets. "I found this in a classroom. I let Broana upstairs, they must still be up there. Come on." The Lunch Lady saw them and let out a gurgle of rage before racing after them.
"Go go go!" Hawaiian said, pushing his two dumbfounded friends ahead. They finally realized what was happening and began to book it to the stairwell. Joker quickly snatched the key out of his pocket and fumbled to put it in the lock. Finally the key turned and the stairwell door unlocked. The three ran upstairs and began to run around in a frantic search for Broana. "Broana, where are you?" Hawaiian called, but there was no response. He heard footsteps behind him and turned to see the Lunch Lady holding a knife. "WHAT THE HELL!" He screamed. The Lunch Lady threw the knife at Hawaiian's ankle and he collapsed onto the ground.
"Now my ankle, are you kidding me?" Hawaiian once again began to crawl through the halls and into what appeared to be a history classroom. He looked up to see somebody hiding behind a flippable white board. "Broana! There you are!" He gasped, the pain of his bleeding ankle made his voice shake a bit.
"Shhh, be quiet! The Lunch Lady is still up here!" Hawaiian shut his mouth, but it was already too late. The Lunch Lady stormed into the classroom and headed straight for Broana. She stepped right over Hawaiian and he looked up to see what was under her dress. "Oh my god." He whispered. Why the hell did I look up? Now I'm going to be traumitized for the rest of my life. I guess it's not too bad, she still had underwear on. It's still nasty though! While Hawaiian was arguing with himself in his head he didn't even realize Broana was laying on the ground beside him.
"Nice going, now we're both hurt." Broana said gruffly.
"Sorry, it's just..." Hawaiian had no good excuse on why he didn't help his friend. It was his fault she got hurt. "Let's go and find the others." He ordered, crawling out of the corner and to the classroom door. Broana hesitantly followed behind him.
"Oh right, I found some of our papers." Broana said, taking a few papers out of her back pocket and handing them to Hawaiian. He looked through the papers carefully, then crawled over to one of the desks and grabbed a pencil. He wrote down all the right answers and handed them back to Broana.
"Nice find, now we just have to hope they find us." Just as Hawaiian said that Joker came in with two medical kits. He wrapped some bandages around Hawaiian's leg and used the bandages in the other kit for Broana's head.
"There you guys go, now come on, we have to find the rest of the exam papers." The three of them got up and met up with the last person in their friend group. They whispered plans to eachother for a minute then they all split up and went different ways.