Hawaiiancharm x Lunch Lady (shitpost fanfic)

Lunch Time

     Hawaiian walked into the cafeteria the next day, eager to see what the Lunch Lady wanted to talk to him about. He went into the lunch line and got his food, then the Lunch Lady let him into the kitchen. "Follow me." She said. Both of them went into some sort of break room that was connected to the kitchen. The Lunch Lady and Hawaiian sat down and Hawaiian began to eat his lunch. "I made tater tots for lunch today since you liked them so much." The Lunch Lady smiled.
     "Yeah, they taste even better than last night!" Hawaiian replied, scarfing his lunch down. The Lunch Lady looked at him, a dreamie look in her eyes. Hawaiian couldn't stop looking at them.
     "Well, you seem like a nice boy. Ever since you said those kind words, I've been having strong likings towards you..."
     Hawaiian was surprised to hear this, he thought his crush on Lunch Lady was one way, but he was wrong. "I've been feeling the same way, Lunch Lady."
     "Please, call me Gertrude" She replied.
     God Gertrude is such a hot name Hawaiian thought. Before he knew it he was leaning towards the Lunch Lady- no, Gertrude, for a kiss. Gertrude got the message and the two began to passionately kiss. Gertrude wrapped her arms around Hawaiian and pulled him closer. Suddenly the door opened and the principal walked in.
    "Oh shit." Hawaiian said between the kiss he was in. He pulled away from Gertrude and stared up at the principal. "Mr. Shitz, I can explain-" He tried to say, but the principal interrupted him.
     "Hawaiian, I saw you and your friends on the security cameras sneaking in here in the middle of the night. Plus I just saw this- God this is worse than seeing my father who abandoned my mom and my siblings on PHub." He took in a deep inhale. "You and all your friends are expelled. Now get the hell out of the break room." Hawaiian stood up but Gertrude grabbed his hand quick.
     "Here's my address, come to my house after school hours." She winked. Hawaiian held the paper in his hand and walked out of the break room red and embarrased. The whole cafeteria was staring at him, whispering and laughing and gagging. The principal escorted Hawaiian to the front doors and looked at him.
     "I'm very dissapointed on what you and your friends did, now get out of my school." Hawaiian walked out of the doors to see his friends standing outside waiting for him.
     "What the hell were you doing during lunch? I didn't see you at a- oh." Joker asked, but he soon saw lipstick stains on his lips and began to burst out laughing. "Well, well, well! Looks like somebody has a girlfriend, who's the lucky girl?"
     "Shut up and get in my car, I'm driving you guys home." Hawaiian said.
     "Looks like somebody doesn't want to talk about it, it's alright bud. We won't judge you! Unless it's Emily, then we'll totally judge you." Joker said teasingly.
     "Get in the damn car." Hawaiian muttered. They all got in the car and he drove them all to each of their houses. Once Hawaiian got home he groaned in embarrasment, his face was red and he was shaking a bit. "Why did I do that? Oh my god." He looked at the digital clock on his desk. "3:20 already? I better go to the Lunch La- Gertrude's house."
     He got into his car and shut the door. He put the key in and started up his car. And off he went to Gertrude's house.