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Why am i still going on with this

I woke up in a cold dark damp trench. I could start to see the light of heaven in my eyes. This was it. I am going to die from death. My blue orbs shone in the heavenly golden glow and I growled. This felt good. It was my time.

But then I heard a i'll be riding shotgun and I suddenly arose from my glowing trench. I WAS ALIVE! I knew this because Jason that hot badboy looked like he wanted to slide down a wet pus-i mean a waterslide with joy to see my awoken oval face. But there was also Portuguese my werewolf howler who was also looking like he came with delight.

"I love you moonberry!" Jason screeched.
"No I love you Berry boo!" Portuguese growled.

Who should I pick? I thought to myself.
You're probably wondering wear Harry went. Well, he got stuck in a vending machine as Harry apparently tried to get some food and in the vending machines eyes that was classified as "stealing my girl." I smouldered at the thought.

Suddenly in the blink of an eye the two hot mother fuckers started pushing each other.
SHE IS MINE
NO SHE IS MINE YOU MUTT
I ran in between them. "Jason! Portuguese! Don't do this. You are better then this. I know you Jason. *giggles cutely* You are one fine babe who is nice to doggies."
"You're right moonberry. apologies for attacking this kind sir."

"IM A HOMOSEXUAL!" Kurt from glee yelled from my back door.

"WE KNOW!" we all shouted back.
"Oh alright then. toodles!" And with that he vanished. Like a ghost. Cuz his skin is pale like a ghost.

"Moonberry. I have a plan. You can suck the cum out of me if I get to suck your blood."

I suddenly became randy. "S-su- sure"
"You naughty little baka. 😈😉 But first, put your african mask on. 😉 I hope you enjoy it darling." He said with his iconic smirk.

"I'm right here you know!" Hairy werewolf man said.

"We don't care. Run off to twilight you cunt" I spat back. I had chosen. Jason was my one true love.

THE END.
Or is it....