"iM nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs"
The most weirdest Wattpad story?
Cliche main characters, vampires, werewolves, Jack black, All put together to be awful and to hopefully make you smile.
(It started like that and then it just became insane so apologies 😭)
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*I know I said the last chapter was the end but i wanted to make more. (this one is like a published novel)
Ian smoulderhoulder and Moonberry were having they're usual Friday night smash on the sofa whilst stinky was playing in the bath, his face smouldering with pride as he found the rubber duck he lost up his fat ass
Lightning flashed, causing the moon to smoulder coldly. In the blink of an eye Jack black the infamous rat sack kidnapper pranced through the window and into the bath with stinky, (but not in a weird way, he just wanted to capture him and put him in a cell made of human limbs)
"Gotcha" 😉 Jack black said with a wink, as stinky tried to get away by using his homemade special recipe fart gun, only to find out Mr black was immune.
"You're coming to my gold mine to be traded for fresh goods! i call it the trans atlantic wolf trade!" Jack said with pure smouldering evil.
"MAMMA! PWAPA IAN! HELP!"
But Back on the sofa, Moonberry and smoulderhoulder were having an argument "I TOLD YOU THAT I AM IANGENDER AND YOU USED SHE HER PRONOUNS! MY PRONOUNS ARE IAN/IAN PRINCESS!"
"I'm sorry honey bun. But your Kitty Kitty meow meow purring reminded me of my past love for dream."
"But I thought you only had an affair with mr beast??"
"I've had too many. But you are the smoulder of my life." Ian said, his wrinkly blond nipples showing through his shirt. Ugh why did I have to be smouldersexual. I wouldn't become horny at the thought of yodelling, cucumbers, or of course, smoulders.
I couldn't believe all the affairs he has had, it made me mad, but he was was such a stinky badboy...
"MAUWM???" Stinky cried again
"STWINKY POO?" I cried, wow I sounded so worried. I wonder why.
Me and my smouldering love rushed to the loo only to be struck with horror by the sight of our poor stinky getting dragged down the drain!
"STINKY??? ARE YOU DOING A NEW SCINCARE ROUTINE????" Me and Ian screamed in unison, our smouldersexuality beaming through.
"NO MAUWM!! THIS MAN IS DRAGGING ME DOWN THE DRAIN!! I THINK HE IS A BIG RODDY FROM FLUSHED AWAY FAN!"
"N-no darling... that's the best rat sacking children snatching cakalacakiling bees are dancing deers are glancing stinky is prancing kidnapper in the whole empire!!"
"But mwamwa?? He said he needs me for his gold collection! Is he a gold digger pwapwa ian? Like mr schue?"
"..." Ian said nothing. He was transparent. It is not pride month anymore. "My.. m-my true.. c-cumler-colours are fading..."
And with that
He
Was
💦🏳️🌈
Gone.
He had.
Faded.
Like
Alan Walker.
"IAN WHERE ARE YOU?" I yodelled in pain. I shouldn't have done that. I suddenly became turned on.
"HELLO? IM HERE U KNOW? ITS ME STINKY???????"
"Oh yeah!" "JACK BLACK SHOW URSELF."
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