Impulsively made mcyt stuff :)

Inncorrect quotes

Mumbo: is there a particular reason why the bathtub is on fire?
Grian and scar: science!!
Mumbo:
Mumbo: alright fair enough.

False: Violence is not the answer!
False: it is a question
False: and the answer is yes
False: *stabs someone*

Xsumia: get in the car for a road trip everyone!
Mumbo: I got the snacks!
Iskall: I packed in the luggage!
Grian: and I brought the explosives!
Xsumia: ok every- WAIT WHAT?!?

Joe: small things have less space to hold their anger, like....
False: bees
Stress: little siblings!
Mumbo: Grian.

Mumbo: are we really gonna keep scar?
Iskall: we kept grian.

(I made a screenshot of this one so it's not like the others)

(More screenshots)

:) yes it's both iskall

(Now back to your normal incorrect quotes)

Ren: why is grian crying?
Mumbo: he saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Grian: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Ren: please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Grian: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Ren: NO, NOT THAT!

Scar: doc where are you going?
Doc: to get ice cream to commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.

Xsumia: ok, maybe playing "who's family is the most dysfunctional" wasn't the best idea we had. Grian's been crying in the bathroom for an hour now, we can't get him out.

Xsumia: you were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Mumbo: I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Xsumia: that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Mumbo: then why did I hear sirens?
Xsumia: that was grian.
Grian: sorry, I was nervous!

Scar: what is love?
Bdubs: a emotional minefield
Doc: a neurochemical reaction.
Ren: *bursts into the room, singing* BABEY DONT HURT ME!!!!

Grian: *gasp*
Doc: wHAT?!
Grian: what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Doc: *inhales*
Mumbo, in another room with iskall: why do I hear screeching?

Grian: what's it like being tall?
Bdubs: is it nice?
Scar: can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Mumbo: we live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a coffee table, and 6 oddly placed chairs to get what they want.
Grian: *sweating* hehe....

Doc: *points to his metal arm* what color is this?
Scar: grey?
Ren: gray?
Doc: *turns to Grian* and what color did you say this is?
Grian, sighing in defeat: dark white...

Xsumia: why would you do that??
Ren: because I feel guilty.
Grian: *somehow pops in between the two* guilt is a trick emotion put there by your parents to keep you from doing things that feel good.

Mumbo: stressed
Doc: depressed
Bdubs: possessed
Scar: obsessed
Jevin: impressed
Grian: chicken breast
Mumbo: what?
Grian: what i just wanted to join in!

Joe, at a group therapy session: imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Bdubs: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Ren: oh my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Mumbo: my will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Scar: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Grian: mental stability, my old friend!
Joe: jeeze could you guys lighten up?...

Grian: why are you calling me on my day off?
Mumbo: I've done something bad, very bad!
Grian: put the corpse on ice and ill be there in 10.
Mumbo: Wait what? No that not- why would I-

xsumia: why are you late?
Bdubs: a technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconsciousness.
Xsumia: overslept?
Bdubs: overslept.

Keralis: do you think it's a trap?
Bdubs: definitely.
Keralis: do you wanna spring it?
Bdubs: absolutely.

Weeee! I'm done! Sorry I haven't been posting anything. I was on a camp retreat and there was almost no service ANYWHERE. But I'm back home! Yay! Don't forget to comment and vote! Have a great day/night guys and girls and breakfast foods!
(Gosh this goodbye thing is gonna be iconic) 

-pancake