I be NO SHIPPING! and yes this did come to me while I was rewatching Steven Universe.
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Mumbo put down the book. "You ready?" He asked the shorter hermit.
"Yep. Let's see if this actually works." He smiled. Grian put a Cat disc into the nearby jukebox. As the music played, the two friends danced towards each other. Their hands touched, and a reddish white light began to come out from their hands, engulfing them. Mumbo panicked a bit, but he held on. He wouldn't let his friend down, would he? Then, It all went black.~~~(change to first)~~~
"Ugh... ow... what happened?"
I sit up and look around. Nothing was wrong; I was just in my hobbit hole. Wait. If nothing was wrong, why did I feel so weird? I get out of bed and hit my head on the ceiling. I don't remember being this tall. Didn't I stop growing? Yeah. I walk out to the river. Oh finally, i can stand up again. I look at my face in the river. Woah. Not only am I now taller, I also have dark blonde hair and a moustache!
"Wow... look at me!" my voice suddenly got slightly higher.
"WHAT THE-" then slightly lower. (now im going to put the italics as the lower voice and the higher one/when they aren't having this conversation is normal)
"Mumbo??"
"Grian??"
"IT WORKED!"
"Yeah, but let's be careful at first."
~~~(change to third person cuz first person is harrrdddddd)~~~After a little bit of testing out their new body, the newly proclaimed "Grumbo"(look i was out of ideas ok???) had gotten a hang of their new body. "Maybe I should try to fly around this place." They flapped their wings a few times to push themselves up.
"There!" They decided to fly to iskall's base and see what the Swede thought of them. As he flew around(yes, grumbo uses he/they as he is two men stuck in one body.), he came upon Grian's- or his, i geuss? Mansion. He walked in, greeted by professor beaks. After a weirdly chirpy(no pun intended) conversation, they continued on.Grumbo finally landed by the omega tree with the idea of pranking iskall. They peeled in, hearing iskall whistle to a tune. He giggled just like a kid as Iskall walked out with a tall pile of wood. "ISKALL!" He shouted as he jumped out.
"AH! Grian? And Mumbo? What are you guys? He looked up and asked.
"We fused into well... me!" The large fusion crouched down. "I'm grumbo!"
"Grumbo... kinda sounds like a ship name stress would make." Iskall chuckled. "Anyways, how did you guys fuse?"
He just made a shrugging sound. "I guess we danced together? It says here in this book." Gumbo gave the book to Iskall. Iskall took the book and flipped through it.The Fusion Dance.
Fusion can be made with a romantic, platonic, or familial relationship. When fusing, the two(or more) components must be together in both mind and heart. Most fusions are made with dancing, but if the fusion dance has been done many, many times, there is no need to dance as the fusion has already been developed.Iskall closed the book. "so I guess that's what happened." he looked back up at them. "so what do you guys want to do now?" he asked. Grumbo thought for a bit. "hmm... maybe you could try fusing with us?" Iskall looked panicked for a second. "what? no- I- That's such a bad idea!" He sighed, recollecting his thoughts. "Sorry, but I don't like the idea of fusing. I'm not even sure you can fuse with more than 2 people! thanks for the offer though."
"Oh. ok then." grumbo looked disappointed, but understood why his friend said no. "see ya." He flew away.Grumbo sat at one of the peaks of mumbo's- or his Base. He flew down and saw a rabbit. Part of him loved it but the other was panicking. The panic took over them and everything went black.
~~tw: panic, abuse~~
He found himself lying in a black void. Am I dead? In the distance, someone was standing there. Instinctively, grumbo ran over to ask for help. Before he could get to him through, the figure disappeared.
"What in the-" the void turned into some kind of stone palace.
(Tw for abuse starts)
"Xelqua I asked you already! Where. Is. The. Report?!?" Some voice said. Their shadow cast a tall and lean cloaked man.
"Report? You never told me to give a report!" Xelqua replied. He looked a bit like Grian. Huh.
"Yes I did! I told you that you could be admin as long as you gave me a report each week." The figure stated.
"Well what if I don't want to?" Xelqua muttered back loud enough for both of them to hear.
The figure stood quiet at that.
"YOU USELESS LITLLE- I'M THE REASON YOU'RE STILL HERE! IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOUD BE DEAD! SHOW ME SOME RESPECT!"
"Wait no don't please I'll-" The figure started to hit Xelqua, then he looked at them.(Tw over)
"Oh crap." The figure stopped and then looked at them. The man started chasing them and Grumbo ran as fast as he could. Behind the man were cracks that caught up to grumbo and stopped them in their tracks. "I don't wanna die-" he fell into the abyss below.
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I wake up, unfused. I look to my side and see my best friend trembling. "What was that?" I ask. "Who was that?"
Grian said nothing. I can see he doesn't really wanna talk about that right now. I get up, brushing some dirt off of my suit. "How about we go back home, ok?" He gets up beside me, fluttering his wings. "Yeah." I try to ask, "Do you wanna talk about what just happened?"
"Not really." Was all I got from him. Thought so.
~~~~There you go! Man, I suck at uploading, don't I? I mean, I have a whole other book I need to finish but NOPE- my brain just want me to make these oneshots that I might never finish. Vote, comment, and get some sleep please! Have a great day/night guys and girls and breakfast foods!
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