Jk.jk: hey this is Namjoon from work right? It's jungkook the new trainee
2:15 pmJk.jk: hello?
5:36 pmJk.jk: Namjoon hyung?
8:54 pmKim.th : How did you come about this number?
Jk.jk: Namjoon?
Kim.th: One does not know of this Namjoon.
Jk.jk: oh my bad must have the wrong number sorry
Kim.th: That's quite alright, but tell me how did you come about this number?
Jk.jk: oh uh I got a new job and this number was given to me must've got it rong
Kim.th: I think you mean wrong, and one must say your punctuation is ghastly.
Jk.jk: soz but wat does "ghastly" mean 😂
Kim.th: Oh my word you are extremely illiterate. It synonyms are awful, dreadful,terrible. Do you understand now?
Jk.jk: dude u coulda just said bad😂
Kim.th: First of all, you mean you* and secondly coulda is not a word.
Jk.jk: u even no what text talk is😂
Kim.th: You* know* also if you are going to ask one something it requires a question mark to make it a question.
Jk.jk: u seem like a little bit of a snob 😂
Kim.th: Well that's very judgmental of you seen as you do not know me.
Jk.jk: ok ok true I'm sorry I'm jungkook
Kim.th: And I am not Namjoon.
Jk.jk: I know that lol
Kim.th: Then what are you still doing talking to me?
Jk.jk: idk you interest me
Kim.th: Pardon my confusion and idiocity but what does "idk" mean?
Jk.jk: so are u like 80 or what?😂 it means I don't know lol
Kim.th: Ah I see, my apologies one does not associate ones self with abbreviations, one has no use for them.
Jk.jk: no use for them? Dont u have friends to talk 2?
Kim.th: No one has friends.. of a sort, however they too do not care for abbreviations.
Jk.jk: so ur friends are snobs like u lol
Kim.th: Oh trust me, they are more pretentious than I am, also correct me if I am wrong, but the term, "lol" means laugh out loud correct?
Jk.jk: yes yes it does congratulations
Kim.th: Wonderful. My apologies but I must go, there is something I have to attend to.
Jk.jk: sure thing it was nice talking to u weird posh guy whos name Idk 😂
Kim.th: As was it you Jungkook.
Jk.jk:
Just met a dude he didn't know what idk and lol means 😂
56.7k likes 41.8k comments 32.9k sharesChim.chim: can u pls not meme me😂
Prince.Jin: ok but how 😂
Jk.jk: I got ur boyfriends number wrong and texted him instead lol
Suga: only Jeon could end up texting some weirdo
Jk.jk: fuck u 😂
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