˚✩┊ incorrect quotes #3

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miyeon, setting a password: miyeoncomputer: password is too shortmiyeon: *clenches fist* don't remind me

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miyeon, setting a password: miyeon
computer: password is too short
miyeon: *clenches fist* don't remind me

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miyeon: can you do something for me?
beomgyu: of course
miyeon: and do a good job of it?
beomgyu: whoa whoa whoa, you're changing the whole deal here!

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heuningkai: i hate it when mimi says 'are you even listening to me?' it's such a random way to start a conversation

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miyeon: can you check under the bed for monsters?
yeonjun: listen, i appreciate your confidence in me, but if there really is something under the bed, it's gonna kill us both

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miyeon: due to personal reasons, i'll be clinging to everyone all day long

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miyeon normally: i hate capitalism. it's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. you shouldn't have to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities
miyeon playing monopoly: sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor

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miyeon: i say the f word all the time!
taehyun: and what is the f word?
miyeon: fergalicious

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taehyun, holding a python: guys i impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
yeonjun: you did WHAT–
miyeon: william snakespeare

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soobin: what are you doing? you okay?
miyeon, planted face down: i'm having me time

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miyeon: i'm proud to identify as morosexual. i'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. beomgyu asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight
beomgyu: what kind of animal is the pink panther
miyeon, already taking off her clothes: gyu you're so fucking stupid

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heuningkai: you ever get like... water hungry?
miyeon:
miyeon: you mean... thirsty?

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soobin: do you have a bag i could borrow?
miyeon: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes and they're designed to carry the burden of my existence
soobin: you could just say no

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soobin: how petty can you get?
miyeon: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about

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taehyun: we're all legal adults and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
yeonjun: but you love your dinosaur nuggets
taehyun: we are grown ass men now
heuningkai, miyeon and beomgyu, in the background playing with their nuggets: RAWR RAWR

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miyeon: being 5'5 is so hard
heuningkai: damn that is so true. i remember in fourth grade i couldn't reach anything

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miyeon: s(he) be(lie)ve(d) 😔
beomgyu: SBEVE 😔

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soobin: what's the hardest thing to say?
miyeon: i need help
taehyun: i was wrong
yeonjun: i have a problem
beomgyu: i'm lost
heuningkai: worcestershire sauce

soobin: what's the hardest thing to say?miyeon: i need helptaehyun: i was wrongyeonjun: i have a problembeomgyu: i'm lostheuningkai: worcestershire sauce

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