˚✩┊ incorrect quotes #4

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miyeon: i hate when people say 'on a scale of 1-10'miyeon: fucking bold of you to assume i know how to count

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miyeon: i hate when people say 'on a scale of 1-10'
miyeon: fucking bold of you to assume i know how to count

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soobin: that's odd, all my clothes keep disappearing
miyeon, wearing a hoodie 3 sizes too big for her: yeah, weird

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taehyun: i-i think i saw a monster?
miyeon, terrified: w-where??
taehyun, pointing at the door: THERE
miyeon: SLENDERMAN
soobin, switching on the lights: shut up, it's just me

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[playing minecraft]
beomgyu: mimi where are you
miyeon, stuck in a two block deep hole in a cave, sobbing: i don't fucking know

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taehyun: *studiously doing his homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
miyeon: *upside down in her desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

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miyeon: god, give me patience
heuningkai: i think you mean 'give me strength'
miyeon: if god gave me strength, you'd be dead

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miyeon: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don't care
taehyun: that's 110%
miyeon: 20% don't care
taehyun: should've seen that coming

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miyeon: *eating a cinnamon roll*
yeonjun: cannibalism.
miyeon: *confused chewing noises*

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heuningkai: guess what i'm about to get on?
miyeon: my nerves?

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dispatch: *following txt*
boss, calling: any news?
dispatch: uh.... sorry sir. i just pinky promised miyeon i wouldn't tell

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miyeon: i am a god
taehyun: you yelled 'shut up' at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. it was purely coincidence. you have no power
yeonjun: shut it she's a god

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drive-through guy: bye, have a nice day
miyeon: bye, i love you

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miyeon: no, i will not make the first move
miyeon: in fact, i will not move at all. someone carry me

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miyeon: i don't know who needs to hear this right now but you can eat lasagna in the shower if you want to. it's not illegal. they can't arrest you. go and be free

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yeonjun: i love you
miyeon: i love you more
yeonjun: don't start a battle you can't win

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soobin: let's all appreciate the small things in life
heuningkai: *patting miyeon's head* i appreciate you
miyeon: get your hand off me before i break all your fingers

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yeonjun: we're trying to be gay
miyeon: go be gay somewhere else
soobin: YOURE THE ONE WHO CAME IN HERE

yeonjun: we're trying to be gaymiyeon: go be gay somewhere elsesoobin: YOURE THE ONE WHO CAME IN HERE

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