˚✩┊ incorrect quotes #2

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taehyun, about miyeon: she likes mysterious guysbeomgyu: oh okay*later*miyeon: what are you doing?beomgyu: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

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taehyun, about miyeon: she likes mysterious guys
beomgyu: oh okay
*later*
miyeon: what are you doing?
beomgyu: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

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flight attendant: before landing, please make sure all small items are secure
txt, all simultaneously turning to look at miyeon:
miyeon:
soobin: do you feel safe, mimi?

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miyeon: since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, i've decided to have an ongoing crisis

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miyeon: i'm never gonna need this kind of math in the real world
yeonjun, later that day: okay, we go on the count of three
miyeon under her breath: oh fuck fuck fuck fuck! -

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bighit: describe yourself in one word
miyeon: hired
bighit: wait... shit, can she do that?

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miyeon: sometimes i surprise myself with the clever things i say and do
miyeon: and sometimes i try and get out of the car with my seatbelt on

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miyeon: i am so stupid... genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
taehyun: you're stupid
miyeon: einstein wants what i have!

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miyeon: *crying*
heuningkai: you okay?
miyeon: yeah it's just these onions
heuningkai to the onions: what the fuck did you say to her

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miyeon: if i run and jump at soobin, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms
miyeon: *runs at soobin*
soobin: MIMI NO IM HOLDING COFFEE -
soobin: *drops coffee to catch miyeon*

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miyeon: i'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.
taehyun: water isn't wet
miyeon: how the fuck is water not wet it's water -

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moa: can you recommend me some books that made your cry?
miyeon: general mathematics 6th edition

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yeonjun: alright, listen up you little shits
yeonjun: not you, miyeon. you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here

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miyeon, sighing: no one really loves me
beomgyu: are you sure?
miyeon: yeah
beomgyu, aggressively pointing to himself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

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taehyun: i can't believe you and beomgyu broke the bed last night!
soobin: yeah, what were you even doing?
miyeon: uhh....
[last night]
beomgyu: bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
miyeon: try me

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yeonjun: i wish we could block people in real life.
miyeon: restraining order
taehyun: murder

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soobin: GUYS -
yeonjun, whispering: shh, mimi's sleeping!
soobin, whispering: oh, sorry
yeonjun: what is it?
soobin: there's a fire

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miyeon: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i'm just kinda there and their fear fuels me

miyeon: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i'm just kinda there and their fear fuels me

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