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taehyun: so, fuck, marry, kill: soobin, beomgyu, and yeonjun miyeon: fuck beomgyu, marry soobin, kill heuningkai heuningkai: i wasn't even on the list!
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taehyun: soobin will never agree to this plan miyeon: yes he will taehyun: he's already said no three times miyeon: watch the master at work miyeon: *goes to soobin with puppy dog eyes* can we - soobin: yes.
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soobin: you look happy, what happened? miyeon: can't i just smile because i feel like it? taehyun: heuningkai tripped and fell in the parking lot
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staff: can we talking about the message you just sent to the entire company?? beomgyu: it was a critical update staff: it just said 'i love song miyeon' beomgyu: the people need to know
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miyeon: hey, can you do me a favour? yeonjun: i would literally die for you, but go on
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miyeon: what are you, five? heuningkai: yeah, five heads taller than you miyeon: heuningkai: please don't kill me
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miyeon: the fact that i'm legally considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious
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miyeon: how can tall people possibly get any sleep when the blanket doesn't cover all of them? soobin: miyeon, it's 3am miyeon: can't sleep, huh? soobin: miyeon: ... is it because of the blanket
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miyeon: i love it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms beomgyu, looking down and realising he only has two arms: fuck
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miyeon: there's no eye in team but there is one in pizza heuningkai: so you're not going to share? miyeon: i'm not going to share
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soobin: how long are we going to let him do that? miyeon, filming: just give him a minute heuningkai: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
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miyeon: beomgyu texted me and said 'your adorable' and i replied and said 'no, YOU'RE adorable' taehyun: miyeon: now we're dating. we've been on five dates. all i did was point out a typo
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miyeon: *screams seeing a spider* thespider: the stability of that note was PHENOMENAL. now i don't major in music, but that was surely an E5. incredible vibrato and excellent control
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yeonjun: is there a word that's between angry and sad? miyeon: malcontent. disgruntled. miserable. desolated. beomgyu: smad
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*police sirens in the distance* miyeon, who has never done anything wrong in her life: they've found me
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yeonjun, shining a flashlight under the bed: miyeon, are you ready to come out yet and socialise with people? miyeon: *demonic screeching* yeonjun: understandable, have a nice day
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soobin: there's only one way to decide... rock, paper, scissors! miyeon: *scissors* soobin: *rock* miyeon: oh no i lost! :( soobin: miyeon: :( soobin: no, no, you won! this rock is really soft!
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