the first touch

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(hi it's the writer i don't know jack shit abt how actual boxing matches work and i don't care enough to see how it works so ur welcome)

the match started
finally
we start pacing in circles staring at each other just waiting to see who will go in for the first blow. not too surprising daddy floyd comes in for a hit or a kiss.
i was hoping it was a kiss but i was rudely thrown a punch for my face. since i'm not complete shit at boxing i block the punch not letting him pound me even though i want him to pound my ass into the next life.
i throw a punch back hoping to land a hit even though i don't wanna mess up that beautiful dark dreamy face of his id much throw this match pull off my gloves and have butt sex right then and there with him. i still threw the punch and not to any surprise he block it but right then he came in for a few more punches
he pounded my face twice then came in for another blow but i dodged. i felt the glove graze my face. i could only think about his soft pink plump lips grazing my face while he tells me how much of a good boy i am
BUT i cant be acting like this right now
i have to land a blow on him some how i can't embarrass myself in front of a crowd of 100s of faces screaming and cheering my name wanting my white ass to somehow pull through and win.
i try to get my mind back in the zone
but it's so hard to get back into the zone whenever i want him to back himself into my zone if you know what i mean.
i try to get myself together but right as i go in for a punch
BAM
i cream my pants and it goes everywhere
i never knew i had this much in me
i heard the refs whispering about how i had a boner the whole time but i just thought they were saying that so i get distracted
i look around and lock eyes with floyd
floyd's face was red and he was just staring at me in embarrassment and a surprise look
probably because he never knew someone could bust this much
i run off the ring and into my room i wanted to cry but then there was a knock at the door
i answered "who is it?"
and to my surprise there he was
floyd himself  and the words just spilled out of his mouth
"that was the hottest thing i've ever seen cream cheese"

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