Kuroko no Basket: Oneshots! ( Various x Reader)

⇒ Broccoli-Head (Midorima x Reader)

"I honestly think he's more of a broccoli, Takao-kun." You were arguing with your boyfriend's best friend whether to call the tall green haired male across from the two of you. You thought he was a broccoli when you first saw him, but Takao thought he was a carrot because of the Shūtōku basketball uniform.

"But look at him in the uniform, (f/n)-chan! He's a fricking carrot! You can't deny it." Takao argued back, munching on a pocky stick he had in his mouth. Midorima was furiously re-wrapping his fingers. Of course he was irritated when you and Takao referred to him as a vegetable. He always acted like he was, he's such a tsundere.

"Shin-chan, c'mon~ don't be like that, you're such a tsun." You say, walking towards the greenette.
(( A/N: Is that even a thing xD))

Your green haired boyfriend tensed as you wrapped your arms around his neck. You teasingly lightly purred into his ear, "I'm pretty sure you''re a broccoli."

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, NANODAYO?!" He jerked away, his face the shade of a tomato. Takao laughed, snapping pictured of his reddened face.

"You're so soft, its adorable, Shin-chan. I love that about you~" You say, pecking his lips. You had finally did it! You kissed Midorima Shintarou. The biggest tsundere you know. Even though you two were a couple, Midorima refrained from any romantic interactions.

"Someone had to give you your first kiss; why not (f/n)-chan?" Takao said, continuing to giggle like a little school girl.

"S-shut up, nanodayo..." He lightly blushed, pushing his glasses up.

"Love you, Shin-chan~" You perk up, plopping yourself next to him. He gave in and wrapped an arm around you.

"He's finally opening up. Thanks Takao." You lightly whispered to the black haired male who was getting up and moving to give the two of you privacy. He nodded and lipped 'go and get some!' to the tsundere.

"I l-love you too, (f/n)." He said, returning the kiss.

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Omake:

*timeskip - after lunch*

You: BROCCOLI

Takao: CARROT

You: BROCCOLI

Takao: CARROT

You: BROCCOLI

Takao: CARROT

You: BROCCOLI

Takao: CARROT

Midorima: \\pops out of garbage can\\ NANODAYO

You: why are you in the trash, Shintaro -.-;

Midorima: My people live here
\\carreses broccoli \\

You: AHAH I KNEW HE WAS A BROCCOLI OVERLORD SUCK IT TAKAO YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS

Takao: But mai collage funds ;-;

You: You betted. You lost. Gimme the goods.

Takao: So cruel, (f/n)-chan! ;-;

Midorima: This is why I love (f/n)
\\ carries you into broccoli world in le garbage pail \\

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When I first saw Midorima, I called him Broccoli-sama cx

and what-chan sent me a pic of her making out with a piece of broccoli, and BAM inspiration

thx caitlin :3

dis is 4 u ♥︎

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