Kuroko no Basket: Oneshots! ( Various x Reader)

⇒ Jiji (Imayoshi x Reader)

I read a headcanon on Tumblr if Imayoshi had a younger gf/ s/o calling him old man/jiji/etc. due to him lecturing her too much and yah. That sentence was a trainwreck.

Well, Enjoi~

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With a pout on your face, you slumped down at the lunch table you always sat at with a few friends, along with some of Tōō's basketball players including Imayoshi Shoichi. Ever since primary school, The two of you were inseparable; he always teasing you about the little mistakes you made since he was quite a smartass himself. You two always joked and got along quite well despite this.

"Hm? Whats the matter (f/n)-chan? Another bad mark?" He teased as he ruffled your hair, similar to how one pets a dog. You pouted at him, turning away.
"Shut up Shoi-kun... You know (least favorite class) is my worst class. And you're a third year! You're so smart and its unfair..." You admit, pulling your (h/c) locks over your mouth, acting like a child.

(a/n: this is something i do when i'm flustered and stuff hAh i'm such a little kid)

"Oh? Is a kouhai jealous of her senpai? Why don't you come over so I can tutor you hm?" He teases, as he pulls you into his arms.

A tall tan ace's voice butted into you and your boyfriend's conversation. This ought to be interesting"Well, someone's getting puss..." The sound of a clipboard hitting something hard.

(a/n: nOt tHat hArd tHat i kNow yOu'rE aLl tHinkinG abOut wOh)

//pours holy water on y'all

"AHOMINE-KUN NOT IN SCHOOL!" Momoi nagged as you looked over your shoulder to view what had just happened. A rather noticeable bump had formed on the very top of his head.

"Daiki, didn't I say something about saying anything sexual to (f/n)?" Imayoshi said, pushing up his glasses with a spiteful look in his eyes.

"Jiji, c'mon. First of all, stop teasing me when I'm pissy-"

"Jiji?!" Everyone exclaimed. Aomine sat back up, rubbing off the bump on te top of his head.

"(f/n), I didn't know you had a daddy kin-"

BENGASHLAMADINGDOOM

"AOMINE ANOTHER TIME I'LL BLACKMAIL YOUR GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT BLUE KID FROM SEIRIN!" Wakamatsu growled as he picked up Momoi had thrown at the ace's head for yet a second time.

You sighed. "Jeez you all.It was a joke. And tall, tan, and kinky; can't you make up a comeback that isn't sexual? I didn't know you were that horny." You said as you broke off the rather odd, tension that the table had, making everyone laugh.

"I didn't know you had it in you, (f/n)-chan, wow. What a fire you have in you. Jiji will indeed teach you a couple lessons in a session at my place." Imayoshi said, with a hint of huskiness in his voice. You flinched as he said this and scooted away from him.

"Satsuki..." You say uneasily, scooting closer towards the pink-haired girl.

"Aw c'mon, I'm kidding. I'll just show you some strategies that'll make this algorithm easier for you. Sorry if I scared you. Now, lets actually eat lunch instead of just staring at each other, hm?"

"Hai!" Everyone said as the lunch period continued.

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Sorry, no omake ;)

This chapter was basically one, anyways, Aomine and Momoi basically turned into Kise and Kasamatsu lOl sorry xD

So finals. AgH

Expect a lot of updating after the 23 of June

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