Kuroko no Basket: Oneshots! ( Various x Reader)

⇒ Welcome Home. (Midorima x Reader)

I'm not sorry for turning Midoloser into a doctor tbh (⌒-⌒; )

It just fits him tbh :3

I wrote this thing with my tears of pain I swear this was so hard to write. BIRTH IS HARD ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR 14 AND ARE A VIRGIN.

Enjoi~

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You writhed in pain in the hospital bed. How long did you have to suffer through childbirth? How much pain in your lower regions did you have to feel?

"S-shintaro..." You murmured as you felt a hand rest on your forehead. You looked up to see who it belonged to. It wasn't your green-haired husband, but it belonged to your mother/guardian. Beside her stood (sibling's name). You didn't think (sibling's name) would come, she/he was pretty flaky when it came to coming to a certain event. You were glad they were there.

"Your husband's coming soon, (f/n)-chan. We're here for you." Your mother held your hand as (sibling's name) snapped a picture.

"Gomen! But its for memories!" She said as she/he began to take a selfie with you. You sweat dropped as you endured another contraction, causing you to yelp in pain.

"O-ow! Damnit, how long will it take to get him out of me?" You complained as you tightened your grip on your mother's hand.

"Oh honey, this is how being a woman is like. You'll be smiling soon." Your mother said with a reassuring expression. You gave her a confusing expression. The door of the room swung open, a tall green-haired man entered the room.

"SHINTAROU THANK GOD. GET THIS THING OUTTA ME!!" You wailed as you felt another string of pain through your abdomen.

"Nanodayo, it'll take time. I'm here. Your mother and sister are here. Just hold my hand and everything will be all right."

((IM PEEING WHILE WRITHIBG THIS ASFGHJKL))

It was all a blur, lots of tugging and pain, but at the sound of an innocent cry calmed you immediately. You gazed upon the pink lump, with innocent shut eyes writhing around in your husband's hand as he handed it gently to a nurse who quickly swaddled the child.

"Here he is, Mrs. Midorima (i guess you'd go by that bc ur the megane carrot's wife a h )." The nurse said as she handed your live child. He looked just like you, only having Shintaro's green mop, only being slightly darker. The child slightly opened his lidded eyes, of course he had his mother's eyes. You couldn't help but smile. You had just given life to someone, your child.

"Shintarou... Lets call him (b/n), mh?"

You ask as he walked over to you as he kissed you softly on the cheek.

"Of course, nanodayo. He's home now, with us. Welcome home, son."

"Welcome home."

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Omake:

You: Shintarou?? Don't you wanna hold him?~ He's adorable and looks so much like you!

Midorima: GET THIS DISGUSTING THING AWAY FROM ME ITS FRIGGIN PINK NANODAYO

You: Aww~ Your mean! This is our son stop insulting him he's perfect and handsome like you.

Midorima: S-Shut up

You; Come onn~ Hold him he's your son! You made him! In fact the only reason he's here in this world is because you were too lazy to use a condom!

Midorima: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT ENGAGED ME INTO SUCH ACTS!! YOU WERE THE HORNY AND DESPERATE ONE AFTER ALL NANODAYO!

You: I bet you probably already had an erection before I came home

Midorima: S-SHUT UP!!

You: Pleaseee!! You guys need to bond as father and son!!

Midorima: Fine nanodayo...

You: //gently place the baby in his arms

Midorima: // stiffens when the baby squirms slightly

You: Awww~ SO CUTEEE!!
//snap a picture on phone

Mom, You & (sibling's name): AWWWWWW~

Midorima: S-SHUT UPP!

(child's name): WAHHH!!

You: You made him cry!

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thank you caitlin (( what-chan )) for writing the omake ah

by the way, i apologize if this was short! writing a birth is painful for my virgin mind and eyes ah

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Working on: Hanamiya x Reader

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