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How You Met Part 2: Red Army + Neighbours

(A/N: THIS IS THE ONE vimiuss HAS BEEN WAITING FORRR)

Red Army (<3):

You were at a shooting range. Ever since you were 9, you'd always been good at shooting as your father forced you to train and practice in case a force known as the 'Red Army' came and attacked. After a while, you began to get tired so you left. Walking through a dark alleyway, you couldn't help but feel like someone was watching you. You recalled the events that happened at the shooting range, and you realised ,with every shot you took, you could see someone in the corner of your eye. Panicked and stressed, you began to walk faster, until you got to a dead end. 'Weird' you thought. 'This is the route I usually take home...' Suddenly, you felt a hand grab your shoulder and cover your mouth. Your vision began to blacken. In the faint moments before you completely passed out, the only thing you could make out was a man in a red hoodie with brunette, devil-horn hair, a man with eyebrows that could pierce your skull, and a man with bangs that look like chicken wings.

Eduardo:

He threw his drink at your car and you threw it back at him. It turned into an all out drink war and you ended up basically dying of laughter. You exchanged phone numbers and left.

Mark:

You were taking spanish classes. What? You're a romantic fuck. He sat next to you and you had really cheesy conversations in spanish with each other. You exchanged phone numbers and now you message each other in spanish.

Jon:

Baking Classes. You complimented his baking skills and he blushed like a motherfucker. It was adorable so you wanted to talk to him more and that's how you guys exchanged phone numbers. (And that, kids, is how i met your mother XD)