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Paul x Reader x Patryck

(A/N: WOOO POLYAMOROUS READER WITH THE TWO SEXY MEN :D)

Y/N's POV:

I sighed. Today I was going to meet with Paul and Patryck in the Red Army base, since today was training. "God. I love them so much." I stated, matter-of-factly to Tor- The Red Leader. Red Leader just giggled, passing off what I said as a joke. I sat in my chair, swooning over Paul and Patryck. Midway through my thoughts, Red Leader coughed. "Excuse me, Y/N, but it's time to train," He said, looking me in my eyes. I nodded, standing up and walking to my "room", if you could even call it that. It was my special area where I lived basically. Anyways, I began to get changed when I heard my door open. I turned around covering myself up. It was Paul! Shit!
I blushed, lovestruck and embarrassed. "Oh my god, Y/N I'm so sorry!" Paul shouted, apologising profusely and covering his eyes. He slowly backed out of the room. My face blushed a crimson red, resembling a tomato. Once he had left, I began to think. 'It's wrong. I'm in an army I have no time for romance! I need to focus on my work! But... I love them...' My heart began to flutter at the thought of them. I quickly shook the thoughts from my head and made my way to the training area.

Paul and Patryck were in their training uniforms. It defined their bodies perfectly. I could see every crevice. I was lovestruck. I swooned over them as I began to walk towards them. I stopped in my tracks when Patryck made eye contact with me. My face turned a colour resembling To- RED LEADER'S hoodie. He smiled that beautiful smile of his, which made my heart practically melt. They were both so beautiful. There was no way they'd like me back. I sighed, clearly upset at the thought. Paul and Patryck seemed to notice how upset I was, because they walked up to me and pulled me into a hug. I snuggled my head in Patryck's chest and held Paul close to me. My face turned a deep red once again as I decided to do something brave. I gave each one of them a kiss on the lips.

Looking back, that was probably a bad idea, but it actually turned out amazing. Anyways back to what happened.

"Y-Y/N?" They both stuttered in unison. "Do you... like us?" Paul asked. I nodded shyly.

"We like you too, Y/N." Patryck said before pulling me and Paul closer.