Full mood |badass Deku|

| I'm back bitches~ |

~UA POV~
It's been two years since that all went down everything really stayed the same at UA the only thing that changed was that shinsou took Izuku place when that happened everyone knew that Deku must have stopped going to UA Bakugou immediately started rumors about him becoming a mailman (no hate against mailman's) you can imagine Todoroki feeling like shit but Todoroki and bakugou are still dating it's toxic as fuck but who cares also mineta was well expelled after the teachers saw him taking pictures of girls underwear (finally)

It was a normal day at UA or so they thought..

💤~Dadzawa POV~💤
i just got an announcment that there will be students comming from America I'm on my way now to tell the class full of ballsacks I dont really like my class that much i started to really hate them when the drove midorya out he was my fav problem child, I am already tired so lets hope they dont have to much questions cus if that happens i'll really quit my job here anyway I arrive at the class and walk in

"listen up you little shitheads" I say getting they're attention "there will be students comming from the number 2 hero school in America they sent they're top 7 students to train with you they will be arraving some time this afternoon" i say bored Iida ofc had to have a question "yeah Iida" i say "isn't it a little late for that we are already half way through the year?" he asks , I don't give a shit "no Iida they will be staying here for the remaining year they have already fought in real battles so they can help you improve" i say "WHAT CAN SOME EXTRA NOBODIES TEACH US THEY'RE PROBLABY REALLY WEAK" guess who said that "JUST SHUT IT BAKUGOU" I say "you will get a free afternoon after they arrive NOT TO TALK TO THEM i want you all to train you are the weak ones in they're presents"I say "now lets start our lesson"

🐲~Izuku POV~🐲
I woke up with a killer head ache the last thing I remember from last night was passing out after taking my 50 shot or something I groan and sit up I look over to my bf sleeping so peaceful I stand up and start walking to the bathroom when I get out Clyde is awake as well "how did you sleep babe" he asks "fine until i woke up" I say he laughs and hugs me from behind at that moment the Squad runs in "OHHH~ GUYS LISTEN TO WHAT I JUST HEARD" Sorin yells running in with the others following the all start jumping on our bed "oh no what happened now" I ask "WE. ARE. GOING. TO. JAPANNNNN" Vera yells "wait what" Clyde ask "yeah apparently we've been invited to train with class 3-A from UA for some exchange program" Ziya says "ohh~ UA huh interesting"I say smirking I kinda wanne beat everyone there to a pulp this is a great opportunity

"Yeah and YOUR privet jet is flying us there in an hour" Aru says "oh shit we need to pack" Cly says
We all start packing like our lives depend on it my friends group pretty much lives in my house since we always hung out there they just kinda moved in well we have enough space so I don't mind it super fun actually after an hour of packing we go down "aren't we to late already" I ask "nope I was just scarring you so you would pack faster we actually had 2 hours" Aru says "but we need to leave now tho" she says before I could respond but Adron responded in my place "you lying bitch" he say jumping on Aru they start wrestling in the hall way "I bet Adron" I say "I'm going for Aru go GURLL" Vera says

After they were done Adron won but he used his quirk so then it was easy we all went to the jet I slept the whole flight on my bf shoulder when we arrived we were escorted to UA we were standing infront of a giant door that said 3-A this brings back memories I was wearing a hoodie so I thought it be funny that they don't see it's me till the very end so I did my hood on we knocked on the door when we hear "who's there" we looked at each other and nodded "from the strip club you booked 2 hours" Ziya says as innocent as possible -silence- we all burst out laughing when Aizawa opens the door furious I look at the class they look traumatized "oh it's the exchange students i see come in and introduce yourselves" I was looking down to hide my face I've grown a lot gotten tattoos piercings and an undercut I wonder if they'le recognize me or even remember me.

We walk in I walk in last with my head down I can only see some feet damn does feet are big "ok introduce yourselves now pls" Aizawa says again Adron walked in first so he starts "I'm Adron Murklins I'm 18" he says "I'm Ziya Zyanya I'm 18" Ziti says "and I'm Sorin Galene and I'm 17" Sori says "I'm Aruna Duman and I'm 18" Aru says "I'm Clyde Ryuu I'm 17" he says now the show can start I whip my hood of and say "SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS" - "oh yeah introducing' I'm Izuku Midorya I'm 18" -----"DEKU!" The whole class yells "who tf is Deku" cly asks "oh that's what they used to call me, NEWS FLASH not anymore" I say looking at the class everyone was shocked I know Im so pretty I would marry myself if I could.

That's when I feel a hug Aizawa was hugging me "why didn't you tell me you were coming back problem child" he says I giggle "but Dadzawa it wouldn't have been a surprise then would it" he laughs "your right" he pulls away and looks me in the eye "but atleast you could have told me you became THIS strong and hot" he says the last part as a whisper "what was that last thing" I ask teasingly "nothin" he says the group laughs we all heard that "anyways-" he starts changing the subject "the class will Show you to your dorm your going with 2 per room + one with 3" he explained "Pls get Izu and cly as far away as possible from me" sorin yells "why" Aizawa asks "they do it EVERY NIGHT I swear I don't get how he's still walking" he says "hey" I slap his head "don't call us out like that" I say
"I praying for the room next to yours" he said "ok go show them now" Aizawa says breaking the conversation
The class stands up

"WAIT" Aru yells "oh no" cly says "mother instincts are kicking in" I add to him "yOuR TeLlInG ME ThIS Is THe ClAsS FUlL Of SHitHeAdS THaT BuLLiEd IZuBaBe" she says really angry "GRAB HER" I yell. Sori and Vera jump on her and hold her back she insulting the class so bad 'uggghhhh ok I'll fix it' "HEY ARU THEY HAVE A GIANT MALL HERE" I yell she stops and turns her head slowly... she then jumps on me "OMG really can we go can we go PLEAS Izubae can we gooooo" she's a mother but she's also a child "yeah yeah I'll even buy you ice cream if you don't go kill them in they're sleep" I say "ok deal I promise I won't kill them at night" she says while jumping up and down

I look back at the class "are you gonna show us our rooms or what" I say the all start walking out while whispering the showed us our dorms we all settled in and the we all went to the common room when we walk in they start doing al friendly shit with me "oh de- Izu how've you been" urabitch asks "good I say walking to the kitchen I come out with 2 pans "what are those for" kirishima asks "oh~" I smirk "to slap my bf a$$cheaks ofc" I say they all went silent my whole group started rolling on the ground from laughing "just kidding" I say walking tot he group "so what they for then" Mina asks "there good for 2 thing 1. walking up everyone if your awake first and 2. for our pan fights ofc" Ziya says "pan fights" Denki asks "we fight a lot with each other in this group before we almost killed each other but now instead of using sword we use pans or wrestle" Ad says "or rubber bullets but they still hurt" sori says "you deserved that you d!ck" Vera says "no I didn't" they start arguing oh- nevermind they start wrestling "see" Aru says "I call Vera" I say "me to cly says "my bf gonna win bitches" Ziya says "yeah imma bet on Sori to He knows her weak spots" adr says we all start cheering the class was just staring dumb founded at the end Vera won.

"Pay up bitches" I say to adr and Ziya "fight me" she answered "oh really" I smirk "yeah no thx I wanne live" Adron says giving me ten bucks "yeah you know I rather not die either" Ziya says giving me the money I give half to Clyde I already forgot the class was there until a certain Pomeranian had to speak up "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SCARED TO FIGHT THAT WEAK NERD" he says "yeah i am I don't wanne die do you" aru asks "Tsh" bakugou scoffs " LIKE THAT NERD EVER KILLED ANYONE" he says "he has" sori says I slap him "sori what" I say "oh no pls Izu I didn't mean it no was a joke yes just Kidding hahaha yeah don't kill me please plsss" he says I glare at him "weren't we going to the mall" Vera asks "ohh yeah we were let's goooo" Aru yells we all leave the class is still processing no one says anything...
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💀💀 I'm dying of laughter bye lovies☠️☠️

Edit: you weren't you were just to embarrassed/ had no inspiration to make comments down here🥲

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