Friday Night Funkin Headcanons and Other Stuff!

¸.•*⤥Lots of Hex Headcanons 💝

(Edit made by me, sorry it's rushed, I'll remake it in the future)

A/N - TW// death (in the last headcanons.)

Also, you'll be seeing a lot of "(canonically)" in this chapter.

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╰┈➤ all about him
His favorite color is orange. He doesn't know why, he just likes it.

^His second favorite color is yellow, because it's "the happy color".

He sometimes wishes he could eat food like humans can.

^He also wishes he was built a little taller so basketball would've been a lot easier.

His favorite animal is the capybara, because it gets along with everyone and is very wholesome like him.

He likes little bugs' antennas, because they remind him of his antennas.

^His favorite bugs are ladybugs and butterflies.

He likes paper origami, he can make perfect origami of his friends in no time.

He brings an umbrella with him everywhere regardless of weather, because it would be a very big problem if it randomly started raining without warning and he didn't have anything to use to cover himself.

He is an innocent bean, but deep down, he understands dirty jokes and he's screaming inside.

Any usernames he makes on the internet must always include "16". His username is usually "Hex16" or similar.

His favorite season is spring.

Even though he can't eat, he (canonically) loves to bake. Reasons why is that he thinks baking is fun and his friends just love his baking.

His favorite out of his songs is either R.A.M or Hello World!

^His least favorite song is Glitcher, for obvious reasons.

He likes sci-fi movies, but doesn't like it when all the robots are depicted as evil.

He easily gets startled. Just go behind him and say "boo", he would've pissed his pants if he wasn't a robot.

He's (canonically) pansexual, though he rarely falls in love. It takes a lot of bonding for him to do so, but he normally thinks of his closest friends like siblings instead of possible romantic partners.

He can't swim when at the beach, but that's alright as he enjoys building sandcastles.

He LOVES hugs, he can't live a day without hugging someone.

The games he plays the most are Minecraft and Roblox.

He has a huge fear of heights.

He doesn't need the toilet, so he just goes in a bathroom when he needs to check something in the mirror.

^He has gone in the girls' bathroom by accident too many times.

He spends too much money on his friends, he gives the best gifts.

He doesn't watch anime, but has considered it as he already listens to vocaloid.

^He is not aware of what the dark vocaloid songs mean. He has been adviced to never search up the english lyrics for any vocaloid songs and his friends dread the day he stops following that advice.

He writes down stuff about his friends like their birthdays, so he doesn't feel guilty for forgetting anything important about them.

╰┈➤ with others
He likes to play basketball with Whitty and cheers on him way too much. He sometimes plays with Carol and Boyfriend too.

^Whitty wins most of the time without trying because he's so tall and Hex sometimes loses on purpose just to make his friend happy.

^Whitty doesn't actually like basketball, but he also wants to make his friend happy.

Because Hatsune Miku is (canonically) his idol, he freaked out when Boyfriend told him that he's Miku's brother.

^He freaked out a lot more when he realized he got to sing with Hatsune Miku's little brother.

He doesn't understand why Carol wheezed loudly when he said his height is (canonically) 6'9".

^She told Whitty while trying not to laugh, he didn't understand either.

He is (canonically) rich (the reason why is pretty sad ngl) and has spent a lot of money on infinite Hatsune Miku merch, so much it's a bit embarrassing.

^His bed has a Hatsune Miku blanket and Hatsune Miku pillows, which Boyfriend is kinda concerned about. (Inspired from a drawing on his wiki, I don't know if it's canon or not)

^Boyfriend does not allow anyone he knows, including Hex, to buy a Hatsune Miku body pillow for various reasons.

Sarvente has offered him to join her church, he politely rejected but sometimes willingly helps in the church, like cleaning. They're on good terms.

Whitty is his mental breakdown buddy. If one snaps, the other has the duty and highest priority to comfort.

^If both have mental breakdowns, then it's all up to Carol.

Whitty, who (canonically) loves to eat, always consumes 90% of the desserts Hex bakes for him and Carol.

He used to remind Garcello in messages everyday that it's best to stop smoking.

Because he (canonically) was friends with Garcello, he was struck with long-lasting sadness when he heard about Garcello's death.

^Whitty, Carol, Boyfriend and Girlfriend tried to cheer him up by having a little chaotic sleepover. He's still a bit sad that he now has two dead friends (who are the rich guy who made him and Garcello).