The orange home depot bucket had been banished to the basement. Just days earlier he was living in the garage. Whenever the garage door opened he saw.... her. She was tall.... sexy... and a baddie. But fantasizing over a b-baka.... b-bucket... b-bakat 🥺 was useless. Because over all of those qualities... she was a gray bucket. Loving her would get him banished.
Father Home Depot Bucket: Have you sinned sir?
Home depot bucket: umm Daddy has been a little thirsty lately... father.
FHDB: I see... please go on...
HDB: Well theres this baka just outside of the garage that is.... so so.. segsy😏😫
FHDB: so.. how is this sinning?
HDB: I dont wanna tell you father....
FHDB: It's a sin to not tell me...
HDB: Well... shes not only segsy.. shes... gray....
FHDB: It's actually not a sin not to tell me so read ur bible and have faith in gigachad 🙏you know what is a sin though? Having a dumpy as fatt as yours is..
*FHDB picks you up and gives you a spanking and kicks you down into the basement*
*Home depot bucket sees the baddie behind him... watching*
According to the glare on her big bulky lettering... she thinks I am an alpha male 🐎
It is very dark in there..... like the thoughts that torture me every night... #emo
I pray every night to lord gigachad... hoping.. dream-ing #speedrun that he will let me see that skyscraper of a bucket again.
She is so strong... you can tell she is because she is always being used to water the roses... that sorta job is usually for sigma males.. thats how you know she is a #girlboss
Im starting to think im not the only bucket down here though....
Group of unknown objects: hey shawty
HDB: woah.....
Group: may we introduce ourselves
HDB: what sort of hippie junk is this!?!?!?!? This is not group therapy.... i guess if you wanna though...
Engine lubricant: hi im lubricant but the homies call me lube 🍆 I've been banished because I screamed without the s on the family dog.
Hedge clippers: Im the hedge clippers and I'm down here because somebody used me to circumcise their grandfather without consent.
Tidepod: I would not like to speak on this subject....
HDB: wow... yall are real sussy.
Hammer: im sussy like screw drivers fat bussy i was pounding last night
Screw driver: That was supposed to be between us hammer💔
Hammer: first... the whole basement could hear your bussy cream last night. Second... dont call me hammer... call me daddy..
HDB: what in gods green earth
Hammer: respect me... SAY IT!!!!!
Screw driver: yes... daddy
Hammer: ya see... im the real alpha male around here so why dont you stop acting like it
HDB: I dont mean any troub-
Hammer: thats right... your just a submissive beta male..
Home depot bucket knew hammer was the true beta male
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Bucket x Bucket
FanfictionShakespeare's Romeo and Juliet except Romeo is a bucket from Home Depot and Juliet is a bucket from Lowe's Hardware. A commission
