"Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Now, do you think you love me, Mary Jane?"
Mysterious murders beyond the understanding of science and the human brain are uncovered in the deepest, darkest parts of the deep south-following the rest of the world. Detective duo...
WORD COUNT: 8.1K TW: cursing, heavy religious themes (it's a melting pot), conspiracies, mentions of death (minor spoiler if you watched less than 10 episodes). NOTE: 8 shifts left before I'm done with this job! Pray for me lol.
"WHAT A GREAT ESCAPE. BUT THERE'S A LONG WAY STILL, IN FACT. WE'RE LOST IN A JUNGLE UNDERNEATH THESE CLOUDS...A COKE WHITE TIGER WOKE US FROM OUR SLUMBER TO GUIDE AND PROTECT US TILL THE END."
— FRANK OCEAN. | MONKS
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He was like a light—a pink light, in a way. Only downside to this light was that he liked to call her a spiritual sponge cake and it was the one thing she couldn't understand. On rainy days where (Y/N) couldn't step out of the house, this little 8 year old would always be waiting by her front door step with a board game and a vinyl of their favorite songs to enjoy while they bake sugary, drug-free treats together. The diviner thought he had parents to go back home to, but she never questioned nor denied him entrance to her home when he came soaking wet with tears brimming at the edges of his eyes for a dose of sugar.
Luckily, today was Tuesday, meaning his guardians were 'out'; meaning (Y/N) could cleanse the boy down before he had to go back.
"We have to wash your dirty ass!! Work with me, boy!! Work with me!!"
That's not to say the cute child didn't stress her out like everything else.
"I don't wanna! Smell my armpits!"
"You are repulsive!"
Kids were a wonderful addition to (Y/N)'s life. Though they were disgusting, and, most times, absolutely revolting, they made her week much brighter than it would've been without them. On certain days of the week, her house turned into a hangout spot for all the children with parental issues to relax and take up (Y/N)'s free time. However, when she caught on to their patterns, she started cleaning up the family room that sat just behind the living room to be a habitable place where the children could lay around and play their boardgames.
