I Want To Die...(RWBY x Suicidal Fem Reader)

First order of business!

Narrator's POV:

Team RWBY were currently walking to their dorm. As Ruby explain what happened when she when to look for (Y/N) leaving the part were (Y/N) pinned her to the wall out.

Yang: Oh, so that's what happened.

Weiss: Sounds like her forgiving you is going to take a long time...

Ruby: Hey!

Blake: I don't know seems to me that Ruby is a good leader I mean she did create the plan to kill the Nevermore.

They finally arrived to their dorm only to open the door and see four beds and (Y/N) sleeping on the floor.

Blake: Why is she on the floor?

Weiss: She got here before us she could of just chosen a bed.

Yang: Aw, maybe she was just being nice.

Weiss: Do you think a person like her could be nice?

Ruby: What do you mean?

Weiss: I mean have you looked into her eyes their basically emotionless.

Blake: That doesn't mean anything...

Yang: I still think she's adorable.

Ruby: Can we please just go to sleep...

Yang: Fine.

Time skip

Weiss is sleeping soundly in her bed. Her eyes flutter open and she stretches her arms above herself, yawning, while Ruby, dressed in her strangely-colored school uniform, creeps up on her side and suddenly blows a whistle, causing Weiss to fall off the bed.

Ruby: Good morning, Team RWBY!

Weiss: (from the floor) What in the world is wrong with you?

(Y/N): If you don't get off me I will sue you for assault...

Weiss:(confused) What?

Weiss looks down to see that she's on top of (Y/N). She quickly gets up apologizing as Yang laughs and (Y/N) gets up stretching before going to the bathroom to change.

Ruby: (ignoring everything that just happened) Now that you're awake, we can officially begin our first order of business.

Weiss: (brushing herself off) Excuse me?

Yang: (holding a collection of objects - pillows, pamphlets, a candle-holder - in her arms, also dressed alongside Blake) Decorating!

Weiss: What?!

Blake: (lifting her suitcase) We still have to unpack. (the suitcase opens, spilling its contents) Aaaand clean.

Weiss does not look enthusiastic, especially when Ruby knocks her back again with the blow of her whistle.

Ruby: Aaaalright! Weiss, Blake, Yang, and their fearless leader Ruby have begun their first mission! (raises her fist into the air) Banzai!

Ruby with Blake and Yang: (doing the same at her sides) Banzai! (they turn at an angle as Weiss lays on the floor and upbeat montage music starts playing)

Yang places a poster of six guys in various poses named "THE ACHIEVE MEN" on her part of the room. Weiss positions the painting of the Forever Fall forest to perfection and walks away. Blake is busy putting away her books on the shelves, picking up a copy of Ninjas of Love and widening her eyes as she warily looks around before putting it back. Ruby positions Crescent Rose at an exact angle against the curtains so she can perfectly slash a diagonal portion off. A quick zoom around the room (and the repaired curtains) ends with the girls admiring their handiwork... with one problem. The beds are cramped together in the center of the floor.

Weiss: This isn't going to work.

Blake: It is a bit cramped.

Yang: Maybe we should ditch some of our stuff...

Ruby: Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!

Weiss: Umm, that sounds incredibly dangerous.

Yang: And super-awesome!

Blake: It does seem efficient.

(Y/N): (comes out of the bathroom) Yeah an efficient way to die...(thumbs up)...I like it.

Weiss: Well, we should put it to a vote!

Ruby: I think we just did.

To the sounds of three dings and a single buzz, Blake and (Y/M) thumbs up the idea, Yang makes a double-rocker gesture, and Weiss angrily curls her fists at her side. Decided, Ruby,Weiss, Blake, and Yang rush at the beds, where sounds of jackhammering and sawing are heard until they gather back at the front of the room.

Ruby: Objective: Complete!

While Weiss' bed is simply on the ground next to her art and luggage, Blake's bed is next to her books, which are used to raise Yang's bed over it by placing the novels on the posts, and Ruby's is hanging from ropes on the ceiling with a blanket used as a tent over it.

(Y/N):(turns to Blake) Are the ropes yours?

Blake:(blushes) What- pfft- No...maybe...

Ruby: Allllright! Our second order of business iiiiiiiis...! (the room spins until she lands on her bed and a book lands in her lap) Classes... (pulls out a pencil) Now, we have a few classes together today. At 9, we've got to be-

Weiss: What?! Did you say 9 o'clock?

Ruby: Uuum...

Weiss: It's 8:55, you dunce!

Weiss is the first rushing out of the room and down the hall, the members of RWBY and JNPR peeking out from their doorways to look at her go.

Ruby: (flabbergasted until she decides:) To class!
Ruby runs out, followed by Yang and Blake. (Y/N) come out of the dorm and closes the door as she begins to walk behind her team.

Jaune:Class...?

Jaune loses his balance and ends up toppling Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren on top of him. He manages to get out from under them and start dashing.

Jaune: We're gonna be late!

In the courtyard, Professor Ozpin and Glynda Goodwitch watch the two teams minus (Y/N) hurry through the school. Glynda looks at her watch, and Ozpin simply sips his drink.

(Y/N): Good morning...(continues to walk to class)

Glynda facepalms as Ozpin chuckles a bit.