superfamily( all stories as based on Captain America)

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Steve's pov

So I was in Vegas for a mission I woke up in bed Next to this girl I have no idea what has happened, I know i got drunk last night as i took Thors Alcohol. I was on a solo Mission so I phone Natasha and Pepper they answer and I hear Pepper tell everyone to shut up and then Natasha said im  gonig to end the call and then go to Pepper and link it to F.R.I.D.A.Y.  I said i don't care what you do just hurry up as i have fucked up. she left and then was by Pepper and then they done a facetime call, i said look i may have made a big Pr mess for you to clean up also Nat quick question what was the room I was booked in in the hotel? She went you was booked in to room 405 i looked and the key card and went shit i grabbed my things and left as quickly as I could as I was going the girl woke up and said where you going you promised me Breakfast i winced when I heard the gasps on the phone and said look i kind of can't do that right now and you need to get out of this hotel and find another one I will pay for it just meet at the back of this hotel around 12 o'clock OK. and with that I left. Natasha what the Fuck did you do? I said im just glad Pepper has been covering this shit up for years as I have just done what Tony used to do. Pepper and what you going do about Sharon? I went Nat can you deal with her because to be fair you did make me ask her out you knew i did not want to and you know why. Natasha went yeah i will sort that, Pepper will sort the media our and you can deal with the girl. i went sounds good and thanks i should be home soon do you want anything before i fly back? Natasha went can you get me  some of the cannoli's that i like. yeah I can anything else either of you want? Pepper went yeah i will have the bouchon pastries please.  I went ok it now 11:30 so I will go and meet the girl then go and get thing that you want, i want then fly to the compound and land there around 6 sound good?  They both went yeah sounds good see you soon.

After i had meet up with the girl, i flew back on my plane and everyone was on the roof waiting for me and Natasha and Pepper came up to me and i give them the things they wanted. Then Bucky went i can't believe you woke up in a room that was not yours. Tony went yeah who would have thought Captain America does one night stands. i went its awful. Sam said why got laid and had a great time with this girl. Natasha and Pepper laughed and Bruce said why are you laughing? Pepper said who thought that would happen? Captain America wakes up to a girl in bed with him? Natasha went not me, i went i could have done anything and i wake up to a girl next to me. Thor said what's so bad about that. i went so many things there was girl, i looked at Nat and Pep and said what the fuck is wrong with me, Pepper went this would have been so much easier if you was caught with the same girl a few times or if you was wearing that stunning dress. I went you think I don't know that I didn't want it to happen I would have much rather woke up to this guy next to me. Natasha went well thats one way to come out to them. Tony said im not following? I looked at him and went it's not hard to understand im gay, I like men, now do you understand? All of them said yes and Pepper and Natasha was on the floor laughed. Pepper said i always thought the team would find out if Steve got caught at the gay club or sneaking someone out Natasha went your right i never thought it was because he slept with a woman. I went Same Nat i always thought it would have been because i was drunk and woke up with a team member no instead it was because of a stress release in Vegas. Natasha went i had my bets on you waking up next to Tony not going to lie, I went thanks Nat Pepper went its all good i had Bets it would be Bucky, I went and i had  bets it would be Sam but fuck we was all Wrong. Pepper went well that was eventful now i know its around 7 o'clock but who want to go dress shopping.

Natasha looked at me and i looked at Pepper and said what the hell have you planned.  she went i want to see you in that big puffy blue dress because it look amazing on you and i want to buy it so the next time we have a Gala you will Wear it  and then Natasha can wear a tux. Thor went is that a good idea people will judge the avengers. Natasha said yeah its a good idea because it shows young people you can be who you want to be and although Steve and i don't wear clothes like that in public we love to wear them and it makes us feel happy even if its not the best thing to do in public. Pepper said and who would be stupid enough to argue with Captain America and The Black Widow. i went the man in the apple store, half of Hydra, S.H.E.I.L.D am i missing Any Nat? She went yeah the board directors, The store owner when we first went to get a tuxs for me, and anyone we have to fight. I went yeah and that but turns out they back down pretty quickly. Pepper went ok i have changed the appointment to nexted week and i think we should take this lot will us. Nat went but then we will have to share out Steve in a dress. Pepper went yeah we will but we can make bets on how will get turned on by it. i went ok fine they can join us but all the bets will be made before we go and only us will know and it goes on the list in my room, Bruce went wait you Have a list with all the bets you have made?

Pepper said yeah we do. Nat went how much did we put on the team mates bet? i went $100 so that goes in the pot and how much was the finding out bet? Nat said that was $200. i went so well all just lot 300 and now have to that in the pot each so let go and do that now and then make the other bets and then if you want to see me in a dress so desperately girls we will do that. Natasha went lets go then, Pepper said do not disturb us or Natasha and Steve will kill you.