Taylor Swift Has Nothing On Us

Never Mess With Lesbians, Their Wrath Is More Than A Million Angry Witches

Mikey and Pete come from two different worlds, never bothering to share a glance. No, this isn't Romeo and Juliet shit. This a Football Player and Band Geek finding a love inside them. No ones fucking dying on my watch. Alright, let's get this thing on the road.

Mikey wiped the light brown fringed hair that snuck under his glasses. He wished it wasn't so hot and the band director wasn't barking orders a mile a minute. Mikey has a passion for band but when it's clashed with over a hundred degree weather, some aspects begin to slip, especially due to the fact that it's only the first day of band camp. Though, the football players did practise across the field from them and he was enjoying the view very much. It's football, at least five of all those meat heads are gay, at least.

"Mikes" Mikey's best friend, Kayla snapped her fingers in front of his face. "Stop making googly eyes at the boys, we finally gotta water break"

He set down his bass and walked next to the horn player and her girlfriend, Cass, who plays flute. Mikey has to admit that he's bitter when it comes to love, he wants it so bad. Though, Kayla and Cass never really act couplish. They'll hold hands but they save all the kissing and touching for when their alone, which Mikey is thankful for. Kayla is a sweet girl, sassy on the outside but in the inside she's a little kitten who likes warm sweaters and reading books by the fire. She has dark brown hair which is currently slicked back into a ponytail. Her skin is tanned and her curves prove in all the right places. Cass, who is shorter than Kayla, had long brown hair that serves as a parka at the moment since she hates ponytails.

Pete is also dying of heat and is slightly annoyed by the band. 'It's not like they need the field, it would make the drills so much easier if the band went else where.' Pete thought to himself.

"Head in the game" his coach yelled at him. Fuck that guy. It's hot as balls out here and all Pete wanted was to go in and get lunch.

Soon enough, noon rolled around and both the band and Football team crowded the cafeteria.

Mikey sat happily with his two friends eating pizza and Pete was around his ten friends cracking jokes loudly whilst chewing down on his sandwich.

"God" Mikey huffed, looking at Pete "Too bad football guys are so hot, they're such tools."

"Tell me about it" Kayla glances over her shoulder for a moment. "That guy, Pete, was in my maths class last year, obnoxious"

As she talked, Kayla didn't notice one of the guys, Andy, saunter over to them.

"Are you guys legit? Or like just close friends" Andy asked. Kayla squeezed Cass' hand fearfully. Their school wasn't homophobic per say, but an actual gay couple was hard to find.

"What does it look like?" Cass says sassily.

Andy flushed red and walked back to his table.

"Fucking jocks" Kayla muttered

"That's the plan" Mikey winked back at her before pushing his body up to throw out his garbage and go to the bathroom.

Upon washing his hands, Mikey accidently bumps into Pete.

"Hey faggot" Pete smirks. The word faggot could make anyone cringe like they just saw a baby get murdered. It's truly an awful word.

Mikey just rolls his eyes, he doesn't really care for name calling. Honestly it wasn't going to effect him in anyway.

"What's the deal with your friends?" Pete asks

Mikey tenses up, he has always been protective of his two friends, though they could take down anyone in a heart beat if he even laid a finger on Mikey. Never mess with Lesbians, their wrath is more than a million angry witches. "They're dating" Mikey explains. "Please, try to keep it in your pants, I know Lesbian porn is all the rave"

Pete rolls his eyes. "Too bad, Kaylas looking hot today"

Mikey clenches his fists, choosing to walk away, knowing that this fight wasn't worth it. Also the fact that Pete could've taken him down and squashed him like a tomato.

As Mikey turns to leave Pete had one more thing to say "hey gay dude, keep it outta my ass and there's no problem. Got it?"

"You're not really my type" Mikey smirks.

Pete was offended and he didn't know why, like he's hot, all the girls want him. Why the fuck isn't he attractive to guys?

After band that day they all went over to Kaylas house as usual. She has the biggest basement, which is nice and cold. They all kinda sleepover and hang out like, every night. Cass' mom is a drug addict and her dad is absentee so Kaylas mom kind of adopted her as her own. Though, Kaylas dad is rarely home due to his homophobia and the fact that there is three gays in his home longer than he desires. Kaylas mom is a real sweet heart, though she works as a nurse down at the local hospital a lot. She also has a brother, Kyle, though he is older and moved out. Much like Mikey's older brother, Gerard, who is secretly dating a man named Frank whilst attending art school. As for Mikey's parents, they still love him but still resent him being gay. Mikey never really feels comfortable at home and his parents don't mind him not being there so he stays at Kaylas at least three days a week.

"I ship it" Cas says throwing popcorn into the air and catching it with her mouth.

"Come on" Mikey groans rolling his eyes. "Thor is mine, not Tonys"

"I mean, I'm pretty damn gay, but Thor it's fucking hot" Kayla admits causing Cass to slap her lightly. Even though they both knew that neither of them were leaving each other anytime soon... unless Thor shows up.

That night they fell asleep watching Avengers at one in the morning though they had to get up at six for band camp.

That morning at band camp, the director announced the band lock in. They did it every year, Wednesday night, the whole band would come to... well... a lock in at the school. Though, this time there's a twist, the football team is joining. Their reasoning is to build stronger relationships between the two and break tensions. Yeah right.

At lunch, that was all the chatter.

"Bullshit" Kayla mumbled. "I swear to god if those meat heads ask to get off on us making out..."

"Hey" Cass jumped in "they're pervs but we'll still have a good time"

Mikey glanced at Pete anxiously. "Yeah. Fantastic."