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losers club :) 

Bevy added Eddie :) to chat 

Bevy: Guys this is Eddie Kaspbrak one of my close friends outside of our group. Eddie this is everyone

Eddie :): Hi everyone

Mikey homeschool: Hey Eddie it's nice to meet you!

Ben haystack: Heyy! 

Eddie :): Ok so who is everyone?

Bevy: Why don't we tell some stuff about ourselves so Eddie gets to know us better

Ben haystack: Sounds good to me

Mikey homeschool: Maybe like name, age, where you go to college, hobbies, and sexuality?

Eddie :): Sexuality? 

Mikey homeschool: Were basically a group of all homosexuals 

Bevy: Except Ben

Ben haystack: Yeah I'm an ally though 

Eddie :): Oh ok cool 

Richie :))): wAsssssup fuckerssss

Mikey homeschool: Beep beep

Richie :))): thats not what your mom said last night in bed Mikey

Bevy: Beep beep Richie. Anyways were introducing ourselves to Eddie Kaspbrak my friend

Richie :))): oh is he that short brunette kid friends with Stan the man?

Eddie :): 1. I am not short. 2. You know Stanley?

Richie :))): yeah we go way back! 

Eddie :): No way ! Can I add him to this? And his boyfriend Bill?

Bevy: Yeah sure 

Eddie :) added Bill D and Stan the man to chat

Bill D: Hello?

Eddie :): Hey Bill and Stanley these are my new well Ig friends. Were gonna introduce ourselves ok?

Bill D: Ok

Stan the man: K

Richie :))): STAN THE FUCKING MAN HI!

Stan the man: Oh lord hi Rich

Bevy: Ok I'll start this thing. My name is Bevery Marsh, Bev for short, I am 18 years old, I go to Derrys college, hobbies are playing piano and hanging out with these dorks, and I'm polysexual :)

Bill D: Nice to meet you

Stan the man: Wait are you a red head?

Bevy: Yeah why?

Stan the man: Richie introduced me to you a while ago 

Bevy: Holy shit no way!

Ben haystack: Ok my turn uh my name is Ben Hanscom, I am 19 years old, I go to Derry's college, hobbies are writing and reading, and I'm straight 

Eddie :): Nice to meet you Ben :)

Richie :))): *haystack 

Eddie :): Huh?

Bevy: Ignore him he makes nicknames for everyone

Richie :))): Hell yeah I do! I've got Bevy for Bev, Stan the man for Stanley, Haystack for Ben, and Mikey n Ike or Homeschool for Mike

Mikey homeschool: Thats me my name is Mike Hanlon, I am 19, I go to college at Derry, my hobbies are farming and playing football, and I'm pansexual

Stan the man: Nice to meet you as well Mike

Richie :))): Eds you go next

Eds spaghetti :): Eds?

Richie :))): Yeah it's my nickname for you

Eds spaghetti :): Eddie is already a nickname dipshit! 

Richie :))): I said MY nickname for you dear

Eds spaghetti :): Don't call me that either dumbass

Richie :))): What about Eddie spaghetti?

Eds spaghetti :): NO!

Bevy: Stop fighting you two

Eds spaghetti :): Sorry Bev. My name is Eddie Kaspbrak and I'm 18 almost 19. I go to college at Derry just like you guys, my hobbies are painting, bird watching, dancing, and skate boarding. My sexuality is uh... straight

Bevy: "Straight"

Eds spaghetti :): Stfu Bev I am!

Richie :))): No way I love skate boarding Eds we should totally go together some time!

Eds spaghetti :): Yeah sure

Stan the man: Hate to interrupt but I'm going now. My names Stanley Uris, Stan for short, I'm 19, and I go to college at Derry. My hobbies are also bird watching and hiking and my sexuality is pansexual

Billy Boy: Add on Stan is my boyfriend

Richie :))): Thats gay Billy

Billy boy: Thats the point Richie

Stan the man: Stfu Rich. Bill you go :)

Billy boy: Ok uh my name is Bill Denbrough, I'm 19, I go to college at Derry, my hobbies are biking and writing, and my sexuality is bisexual.

Mikey homeschool: Nice to meet you 3!

Ben haystack: Yeah it really is great to add more friends to our group

Eds spaghetti :): Were in the group now?

Bevy: Hell yeah! Welcome to the losers club

Billy boy: Losers club?

Mikey homeschool: We got called losers, all of us because of different reasons and were bullied for it. So now the name just sticks

Stan the man: Hm cool

Richie :))): uh HELLO I haven't gone yet!

Bevy: Sorry Rich

Richie :))): Jesus thank you! Helloooo my name is Richie Trashmouth Tozier. I am 19 baby and go to college at Derry just like everyone else. Hobbies ig are skate boarding, listening to music, and hanging out with these losers. My sexuality is gay oh so fucking gay.

Eds spaghetti :): Trashmouth?

Ben haystack: Thats our nickname for him. He has a big trashy mouth so we call him that

Eds spaghetti :): Sounds like it fits perfectly 

Richie :))): Damn right it does Edssss!

Eds spaghetti :): Stfu asshole don't call me Eds!

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