PT. 5: THE DINNER, PT. 1

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JAY

Mama making me go to this punk ass dinner to see this mothafuka.

Y'all know I don't want to go.

I don't know shit about this dude for real.

He just provided the sperm for me to be here if I'm being honest.

Thank God my boys will be there to help me get through this bullshit.

Mama upstairs taking her precious time getting ready.

JAY: MAMA, YOU AIN'T READY YET?

JENELLE: I'LL BE DOWN IN A SECOND JAY. I'M PUTTING ON MY MAKEUP. DON'T GET YOUR DRAWERS IN A TWIST.

JAY: WHATEVER.

JENELLE: WHAT YOU SAY?

JAY: I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.

JENELLE: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T.

Let me text these mothafuckas and see if they ready.

We got a texting group so we can keep up with each other.

JAY: Y'ALL ASSES READY YET?

JULIAN: I'M GETTING THERE. I'M TRYING TO FIND SOME SHOES TO MATCH MY OUTFIT.

KA'RON: I'M READY I'M JUST WAITING ON MAMA TO COME BACK FROM THE STORE.

WINSTON: I'M WAITING ON JULES SLOW ASS. I'LL BE GLAD WHEN MY CAR GET OUT THE SHOP NEXT WEEK.

JULIAN: I'LL BE THERE AFTER WHILE.

WINSTON: BY THE TIME YOU GET HERE I'LL BE A DAMN CORPSE.

KA'RON: 🤣

JAY: Y'ALL ASSES SILLY. THANK Y'ALL FOR DOING THIS FOR ME. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

WINSTON: YOU KNOW WE GOT YOU.

KA'RON: I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA CALL YOU SIS.

WINSTON: RONNY, DON'T START BITCH.

KA'RON: I DID THOUGH.

WINSTON: HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE CALLED SIS SO I'M RESPECTING HIS WISHES...SIS.

KA'RON: I DON'T WANNA BE CALLED SIS EITHER.

WINSTON: BITCH BYE. YOU DEFINITELY SIS. YOU MIGHT AS WELL CUT IT OUT.

JULIAN: STONEY, I'M ON MY WAY BITCH AND YOU BETTER BE ALL THE WAY READY.

WINSTON: I BEEN READY.

Mama walked down the stairs.

Damn Mama looking good in her black cocktail dress and her black pumps and her hair nicely pulled back in a ponytail.

JAY: MAMA!!!!!! LOOK AT YOU.

JENELLE: I DO CLEAN UP PRETTY NICELY. YOU READY?

JAY: NOT REALLY, BUT LET'S GET THIS OVERWITH.

We walked out the door and Mama locked the front door and we got in the car and headed to Grandma's house.

JAY: JUST TO LET YOU KNOW RONNY, JULES, AND STONEY ARE COMING TO DINNER.

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