Bruhtastic Devil ( EPIC! MALE READER X HIGHSCHOOL DXD ) ( On Hold )

Chapter 4: Getting Familiars Bruh

A/n: Let's start !! I am changing my schedule when I publish some stories to so much ideas in my mind that I wanna rest my eyes be cause of it Anyway !! Horror won !! Yay !! Again enjoy the chapter

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Y/n's POV

I was standing in an altar of the church looking confused, I am pretty sure I was sleeping and I am sure I am fighting monsters since because of my eye's magic. But seeing this is like peaceful is different to me, like I am used to fighting my nightmares for years by now. I turn and look at the benches and saw some people mostly the people I know even the other N/Y's ( A/n: yes like Epic Sans he called other sans Snas same with Epic Y/n calling his aus N/Y ) I saw my dad having tears in his eyes.

Y/n: what the bruh ?

Epic Sans: Bruh my son is becoming a man *blows a tissue*

Cross Sans: dude don't cry

Y/n: The bruh is going on ?!

???: Y/n why do you look confused in our wedding ?

Y/n: Bruuuuuuhhhh ?!

I turn and saw Rias wearing a wedding dress I admit she looks amazing bruh, She wrap her arm on mine and kiss my cheek.

Rias: *smiles* thank you for being my husband

Y/n: your welcome I guess bruh ?

Suddenly she leans to kiss me but something woke me and it was my alarm clock, I look around and blink for a second and give a bruh look. I grab my alarm clock and starts shaking it because of it's cutting my dream, I never have dreams since I always have nightmares because of my magic eye.

Y/n: Why you do this clock bruh ?!

Clock: *clock noises*

Y/n: wut ?

Other Y/n: *pat Y/n's back* Bruh i think it's chinese

Y/n: BRUUUUHHHH

Mittelt: *other room* EPIC FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING !! DON'T DO THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING !!!

I was still looking at the alarm clock and drop it for a second and change my clothes to my normal attire, I look at the clock again and I still have time before school starts so I left the house and went to a convenient store since Kuroka is still asleep. After i bought some cookies and eating it I notice a familiar person on the park and went there, I saw Rias training Issei I teleport next her making her look surprised seeing me.

Rias: Epic-san

Y/n: Sup bruh, what is he doing ?

Rias: He wants to become stronger *sighs* so he can quote " become a harem king "

Y/n: why he want to be a harem king bruh ?

Rias: you know why

Y/n: Oh yeah ... Your right bruh *munch on his cookies*

Rias: Issei you won't get stronger if your distracted

Issei: I can't help it president !! Seeing you in that track suit is *have a pervert look*

Y/n: *smack him with a rubber chicken* Respect da woman bruh !!

Issei: Ow !!

~ Time skip brought you by Y/n doing da bruh move ~

School was finally over Asia wanted to join me going to the Orc club since she was friends with Koneko and Issei, While I made sure I didn't bring my cookies so Koneko won't take it from me we both finally arrived and hang out for a bit. Issei stood up and was about to say about going to do some papers handing out but Rias stop her, She told him that it was time that he can get his own familiar I was curious about familiars and she explained it to him and summon a small bat.