Chapter 5: Bird bruh ? and Being arrested bruh

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A/n: Hey everyone !! Just wanna say we reach 2 k in this story it made me happy thank you so much !!

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No One's POV

Y/n kept running and looking for the others while carrying the woman who called herself Tiamat, Y/n finally found the rest and saw Kiba slashing the air and have a green goop on his face. He look at the others and notice the girls clothes are melting, Issei has a weird look on his face and saying he want the slime as his familiar.

Y/n: The Bruh is going on here ?

Rias: *eyes widen and blushed* Epic-san !!

Asia: E-Epic-san help m-my clothes !!

Issei: I'm considering this as my familia-

Y/n: *smack him with a rubber chicken* RESPECT DA WOMEN BRUH !!!

Issei: Gack !!!

Koneko: *notice a blue haired woman on Y/n's arm* who is that ?

Y/n: NO TIME BRUH I'LL EXPLAIN AFTER THIS

I summon all of they're souls and drag them as fast as I could making the slimes shakes and got off them, I notice a small blue dragon shock the slime off Asia saving some clothes left on her. I placed Tiamat next to Asia thrn went to the others and gave my hoodie to Akeno and my sweater to Rias good thing I have a tank top under my sweater and gave it to Koneko, I start bashing some more slimes with the rubber chicken making them go mush in pieces I heard Issei cry but I don't care bruh !! He needs to respect women !!

Rias: Thank you Epic

Akeno: Thank you Epic-kun

Koneko: .... Thanks

Y/n: BRUH THIS SLIMES SHOULD RESPECT DA WOMEN TOO !!

Kiba successfully got the slime off his eyes and sliced it I saw Issei crying because of it, After that they all look at me when I carried Tiamat on my arms again. I ask Asia if she can heal her and she did I thanked her, Suddenly a small blue dragon flew down and drop of Asia's head.

Y/n: Aww bruh he likes you

Asia: Oh !! Thank you for saving me *smiles at the dragon* Umm Epic-san ... Who's that ?

Y/n: Oh this woman is my familiar her names Tiamat bruh !!

Familiar Master: T-T-TIAMAT ?!

Y/n: Bruh why you shouting ?

Familiar Master: Y-You found one of the Five Dragon Kings !!

Y/n: Didn't know your that famous Bruh

Y/n looks down at the female who was being healed by Asia and glares at him, Y/n just shrug and gave her the bruh look and look at the small dragon that was on Asia's head resting.

Y/n: Ey bruh names Epic *holds out a cookie at the dragon* wanna be friends bruh ?

Familiar Master: I don't think that's a good idea sprite dragons hates mal-

The small dragon got off Asia's head and rest on Y/n's head and Y/n gave him a cookie, The Familiar Master look surprise at this after seeing the sprite dragon accept him.

F.M: H-How ?

Y/n: Awww bruh now were friends *smiles*

Tiamat: Don't tell me your replacing me quickly with that baby dragon

Y/n: Bruh this friend belongs to Asia *bruh look*

Asia: Please come here lil epic

The sprite dragon flew on Asia's arms and nuzzle to her, Asia giggles at this feeling a bit tickled Y/n process what she said a bit.

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