Please know this is bAsIcAlLy INSANE!!!!!! The actors or characters would probably NEVER act like this so I guess this is crack. Haha. ;)
Please don't kill me, I don't mean to offend ANYONE.
||||||Tobey's Diary|||||||
Hi.
My name is Tobey McGuire and I actually am Peter Parker.
I know what you're thinking. Tom Holland is the Peter Parker.
This British dude totally stole MY character, MY limelight, MY amazing-ness! HE STOLE PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING I HAD.
I sound a little... uh, freaky, or maybe even creepy to you but I FRIGGIN' DON'T CARE! I am the FIRST and ONLY Spiderman on TV! Okay? Okay.
I was the one that every little kid would come up to me and ask me if I was Spiderman, the real Peter Parker. I used to say yes and now... I'm not to them anymore. I'm the old Spiderman as if I went into retirement! It's depressing really. I am old now to EVERYONE.
They call me the OLD SPIDERMAN. LIKE WHAT THE HECK!?
Even the teenagers nowadays call me the original or ooooold Spidey.
"Oh look *high pitched girly voice* Look there's the old Spideyman, honey, he's sooo old! He's got GRAY hair! OMG!"
I hate it when so-called fans say that.
I.
Am.
The.
Real.
Peter.
Parker.
And.
You.
Can't.
Say
Otherwise.
*insert scribbly writing*
Peace out,
T. McGuire
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FanfictionIt's not fair. Everyone thinks that Tom Holland is some kind of Peter Parker, but in reality.... I AM THE REAL PETER PARKER. -WARNING: STUPIDITY AHEAD- -I don't know if Tobey or Tom would act like this. I'm just calling it ff for a reason- Cov...
