+ ~ Charles VS Ellie Rap Battle! ~ +

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(Ignore the gacha, the original was age-restricted)

Charles:

"Jeez, Get out of my head!"

You're so overrated!
You think you're so popular!
When you're actually most hated...
No one wants to hang with you,
Nope, not even me!
Hell, I'm super cute and best friends with Henry!
Oh what a shame that you copy Chica and Tiffany!
Your reality is a shitty song!
Look I just had an epiphany
You're not waifu material
Your love is way too forced!
If you were married to Henry, he'd want a divorce!
Bitch, you're so quick to go and delete everything
And I really think you need a good lesson on how to sing!
I'm a bundle of sunshine
You're as interesting as toast
And I'll continue to roast ya
Even when I'm a cute spooky ghost
Red look better on me
Hmph
Compared to you
I think I'm allergic to your bullshit
A-achoo
Okie-Doki that's all I've got to lay on ya
Now off to the recycle bin Ellie
Sayonara!


Ellie:

Who do we have here?

It's little mister unhappy thot
A childhood friend of Henry who everyone forgot!
You'll be first to get deleted!
There's no need to get so heated!
Cause you'll be gone soon..
Hey, I think I'm gonna tweet it!
You're just the vice president;
That's so fucking lame!
And I really bet you wish you had half my fame..
Man you're insane!
And if you think you even stand a chance..
Boy, you're just a big loser in this game of romance!
Nobody cares that you're depressed!
You cause us all lots of stress!
Cookie thief at the door...
I'll wipe your blood on the floor...
Time to tighten up that noose...
Lil Ellie's about to let loose
Goodbye suicidal chick!
You're about to be yeeted!
C͓̽l͓̽i͓̽c͓̽k͓̽,͓̽; ͓̽C͓̽l͓̽i͓̽c͓̽k͓̽,͓̽. ͓̽C͓̽l͓̽i͓̽c͓̽k͓̽ .

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256 words :D

Wow, this is better than I thought lol

Sorry for not updating for a few days 😅

Who do YOU think won? Tell me here :)

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