now let me talk about how slutty my gf is. i can't even describe it.
she makes me hard as a rock
i want them to slightly tickle me while whispering "papapapapapa" (that's the noise a greek duck makes) (hot, right?).
so anyways, as i was saying, i want her to put her fingers in my ears and gently move her fingers up and down. it's called ear fingering.
i want them to come to my house naked holding a pizza. then i want us to sit down together and eat the pizza. then she can go.
update: she told me to call her my bf
(yes she is mentally unstable)
(i still love her tho)
i want them to come to my house while holding 29 cats. then i want them to give me the cats and go.
i want her to give me a headache. it's such a turn on when someone's so annoying that they give u a headache.
I want her to come to my room while holding a vase and drop it on purpose just so i can scream at her and call her useless.
if you want more details about what i wanna do to her, message me on "onlyfans99/mariaispooping.com" ;)
