the truth..

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guys.. i love her.
but i have something really important to tell her.
I've kept it a secret for a long time
and now it's time for them to find out the truth about me.
I'm anxious but i trust them.
i know they won't break up w me if i tell them.
*sigh*
okay..
so the truth is..
um..
im.. im a..
im a vampire..:(
p, if you're reading this, i wanna drink your blood.
im sorry for keeping it a secret for so long.
i.. i just.. i was scared
i was scared you might break up w me.
but now, i finally know..
that you love me enough to let me drink your blood.
i bet it tastes nice smh, it probably tastes like sexiness;)
I'm relieved and i can finally rest in peace again.
thank you for reading this extremely important confession.

(this is a joke btw) (just saying, in case someone takes it seriously (ahem ahem))

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