BODY OF CHRIST🥵 Jesus x Reader (SUPER HOT💦💦)

chapter 2

"j-j-j-j-j-jesus senpai..."

y/n whispers one cold Christian girl autumn, two days after their first encounter. to say it was heavenly would be a huge understatement, but y/n wasn't satisfied by the lords touch just yet.. so she'd searched elsewhere for a means to quench her thirst for faith.

"..."

jesus turns around to look at her with tears in his glistening blue ocean shimmering orbs for eyes, looking both angry and severely emotionally damaged.

"you know already.. don't you? he told you?"

y/n whispers, her lips trembling as she watches jesus crumple up a piece of paper in his fist. she feels the fanny flutters start up again from just his action alone, badly wishing that was her neck between his hand.

"you're fucking that... that thing! that ugly son of a fuck robot failure who got beat by a catgirl? what does he have that I don't you sexy baka?!"

the son of god screams, his fury and rage strong enough on its own to send y/n spiralling down their mahogany staircase. she screams and breaks her pinkie toe, but the pain is a welcome one as it was brought upon her by jesus christ himself.

" auGh.. fuck daddy-"

she whines, feeling a hand start to caress her biblical hello kitty purse..and a thundering down the stairs? she opens her eyes and looks around in time to see the object of her affair, and her mortal passion, hordak, gently fondling her parts.

" fine, you're not happy with just me? you can sit the fuck down and take us both, you sussy imposter follower."

jesus growls angrily, grabbing a fistful of her lushious long locks and lifting her up like a bag of apples. he ties her hair around the light fixture, while the two manly men get off to the sight of her swaying while suspended so sexily.

" zoo wee mama... y/n you are everything I've ever wanted and more..."

hordak moans, jerking off and finishing first as he's not to the supreme level of masculinity that jesus has upholded. jesus squirts his holy children a few moments later, blasting the juice into y/ns eyes. she screams, but suddenly sees a bright light wading towards her behind the blur.

"oh daddy... I mean daddys..."

she groans, before feeling a rough SHAFT enter her glutious region.

"my children will keep you blindfolded for the time being."

jesus snaps, thrusting his mighty sword between y/ns cheeks while hordak positions his face between her sacred pages, licking furiously in order to internalise gods messages further. y/n screams in delight, her body doing a dance of enlightenment as pleasure spreads from all angles.

is this what it feels like to truly worship the lord?

she thinks to herself as both of her special folds get destroyed by the most masculine men in all of tallaght.

  "oh wow... your pussy tastes like victory, something I've never tasted before since I'm a dumb incompetent clone who constantly loses to a jock blonde lesbian and her sparkly comrades!"

hordak whimpers against her elongated pubes, sniffing the fresh scent of success as he will never receive it again. a few minutes go by before Jesus's shaft gives way, snapping in half from his vigarous thrusting. he screeches, blood flying everywhere as everyone in the room is drowned by his sparkling red blood cells.

  "red is sussssss!-"

are the last words hordak lives to say, as he is simply just not built different and dies to Jesus's dick ketchup.