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✨ Fitzy! ✨

Me:

Well, I know that most of you don't like Fitz

And I agree he's not right for Sophie

But the following is just a fic

Because Fitz isn't like the neverseen.

I know many say, "He's evil"

And yes he has many anger issues

But I want no hate down there in the comments, 

Even though-

I wouldn't want to be Fitzy

Like a "treasure" from a sunken pirate wreck

Is he a threat? To Lord Hunkyhair?

His eyes might sparkle but he's definitely not a threat

Just a sec, don't you know?

Sophie's kinda a dumb, dumb, dumb

She chases after anything that glitters-a teal non-winner.

Oh boy, and here she comes, comes, comes

To the teal eyed golden boy

Poor Mr. Keefe

She just loves Fitzipoo.

But he's not really true

Fitzy:

Well, well, well

Little Keefe is having trouble with his girl

Don't worry, you'll never-ever-ever get her

Ouch! What a terrible performance

Get the hair! (Get it?)

You don't swing it like you used to, best friend

Yet I have to give you credit for my sis

She actually kinda liked you!

But now even Tam's doing better than you.

For unlike you, Sophie's mine

I'll never hide, she's mine

My name's Fitzy!

Watch my eyes dazzle like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff, my name is Fitzy!

Send your "good looks" but they'll never be enough

She likes me too much, Mr. hunk

You could try, try, try

But you can't expect a iced eyed

To beat a teal eyed (she loves the eyes)

You will never, ever, ever

Make Sophie yours

She'll be always mine

Far from your mother who joined in the never seen

Acting as the enemy Then Sophie came,

And made you feel wanted

You try to be tough

But your hair's just not good enough

Sophie! Now it's time to make her miney!

Yes, my name is-

Fitzy!

Soak it in cause you'll never have the girl that you want

C'est la vie mon ami, My name's Fitzy!

Now she'll never ever ever be your girl

She'll be mine

You'll never be a Fitzy!

You'll only wish that you were me.

Please no Fitz hate in the comments!! He's not actually this bad, this is just meant to be funny/sad. Thanks guys!!