As I mentioned before Mr cheese never quite got the hang of asking out the women he adored. There was one woman in the local pub with brown hair that reached the middle of her back and came down in a waterfall of ringlets. She had a beautiful black dress on that was just over her knees and hugged her thighs with its silky material. Mr cheese knew he didn't have a chance, with her porcelain skin and dark brown shady eyes he could never get her to go on one single date with him.
He stared at her with a flaming gaze she stared back in horror and the sight of his scruffy tufts of hair. He mustered up the courage to walk right over to her and simply asked her "will you sit with me for one Guinness and then you can leave just get to know me for ten minutes please, I beg of you" He pleaded in a shy, cowardly voice. She replied his outrageous request with "ew no thanks creep you have been staring at me for a solid to hours!"
Mr cheese instantly noticed a huge man walking to the pub and he came in through the hefty doors ; Mr cheese always had trouble lifting them, this man did it with absolute ease. He shouted to the beautiful woman "Hey stephanie baby, sorry I couldn't get here any sooner I had some hassle at work with the boss." The muscle man took one look at Mr cheese trying two chat up his beauty, stephanie. The man quickly became visably frustrated by cheeses actions, he began to chase Benjamin cheese right out the heaving doors and Mr cheese lost him as he hid in a big rubbish bin in a dark alley way.
