Mr cheese didn't have any friends for years, people thought he was too weird and they were correct. He smelled very strongly of a onion like stench, instead of taking a shower (like most boys) he decided it was just a lot better to use body spray, he thought the manly musk of the scent, ocean breeze would a attracting new friends and romantic partners. Obviously, this did not work, at all. Until one day, mr cheese was in a lift travelling up to an interview to model for botched the t.v programme, (he later realised that you needed a plastic surgery mess, not a natural mess). After a few floors, the lift stopped to let somebody in, a man nearly has strange looking as him walked in through the elevator doors. When the man got inside of the lift, he reached put his hairy, muscular arms to push the button and realized, him and mr cheese were already going to the same floor.
All of a sudden, the lift made a booming thud, it's metal clanked and screeched to a holt, mr cheese was gonna have to be stuck in a lift with some poor random man. Mr cheese awkwardly reached out to press the elevator button that called for help, he rang it several times until the man spoke up, "you know, it doesn't matter how many times you press it, it doesnt get us out any faster." Mr cheese became red with embarrassment and let out a small and shy, "oh yeah, I guess right," he just delicately laughed it off. After there first strange interaction they got to talking and mr cheese asked "hey, how come your here anyway?" The very high pitched man replied with "im here to be on h
